Obama is time traveling CIA Trained communist!

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**Grundz**

Barack Hussein Fartbongo Obama was not born in the US and is not really president because he is a CIA-trained, time-travelling, teleporting communist. No, really. He is. NO It's NOT 'cool' Stop saying that!

http://exopolitics.blogs.com/exopolitics/2012/07/third-whistle-blower-confirms-obamas-participation-in-cia-jump-room-program-of-early-1980s.html

**deathholydeath**

I haven't laughed that hard in at least... 5 hours.

**Iur_tae_mont**

The CIA jump room program, and its origin with a species of Grey extraterrestrials with whom the U.S. government has had an ongoing secret human-extraterrestrial liaison program, is of the highest national security to the U.S. government.

That was my favorite part.

Well that and when I googled CIA JUmp room program, I got a bunch of links my Web browser told me not to click.

This is so good, It needs to go in the Conspiracy theory thread.

**Asherian Command**

Oh dear god!
I can't stop laughing!

**grayshadow87**

Well, if I ever needed a reason to vote for Obama, it's this newly discovered threat that he may go back in time and kill my parents with his chrononaut powers.

**SagesStone**

“According to Bernard Mendez, the jump rooms were not visiting Mars but "folds" in time-space created by the Grey extraterrestrials that the Apollo astronauts called “slots.”

Perhaps Commorragh is in one of them?

**RatBot**

You heard it here first, Barack Hussein Vect Silicius Obama intends to sell the American people into slavery to the denziens of Commoragh!

**Laughing Man**

Well, he IS dark.

**grrrfranky**

Please tell me those people aren't serious about that.

**Grundz**

grrrfranky wrote:Please tell me those people aren't serious about that.

ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO DONT LISTEN TO THE TRUTH THAT ARE DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY!

**Iur_tae_mont**

I'm hoping it's some people that are being paid to say ridiculous things to the Media. Or maybe they all lost an Office bet and had to make up the stupidest thing they could think of and post it on the internet.