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Seriously! Wil Wheaton has declared July 29th 'Don't Be a Dick Day'. (and seems to be pointing this at the internets)

http://dontbeadickday.com/

Well sorry to be a dick and all but this as already been posted http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/466095.page.

Glorioski wrote:Well sorry to be a dick and all but this as already been posted http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/466095.page.

I just get an Apache error going there.

What's an Apache error? Is that when you click something and your computer spazes out and scalps you with a tomahawk?

LordofHats wrote:What's an Apache error? Is that when you click something and your computer spazes out and scalps you with a tomahawk?

Apache server comes back with an error. In this case 'requested resource is not available'.

And you don't scalp someone with a tomahawk. You use a knife. Start above the ear, and it's a left to right circular motion.

BaronIveagh wrote:

Glorioski wrote:Well sorry to be a dick and all but this as already been posted http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/466095.page.

I just get an Apache error going there.

Same here.

LordofHats wrote:What's an Apache error? Is that when you click something and your computer spazes out and scalps you with a tomahawk?

I thought it involved being riddled with arrows.

Ditto....I was safe though in case a tomahawk came out the screen...I was way to he right of it

BaronIveagh wrote:

Glorioski wrote:Well sorry to be a dick and all but this as already been posted http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/466095.page.

I just get an Apache error going there.

Erm, no sir. This is an apache error: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camp_Grant_massacre

BaronIveagh wrote:And you don't scalp someone with a tomahawk. You use a knife. Start above the ear, and it's a left to right circular motion.

No you fool! Don't tell your computer how to do it right! Why do you think we put so much BS on the interwebz in the first place!

I think it's because of the full stop at the end actually

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/466095.page

There. Hopefully that should sort your indian problem.

LordofHats wrote:

No you fool! Don't tell your computer how to do it right! Why do you think we put so much BS on the interwebz in the first place!

LoH, if you think that's horrifying, you should see the other things I've told it how to do. Like the approx 95% kill radius around major cities if nuked with varying yields of thermonuclear weapons. Or how to effectively deal with small groups of humans. Or how to create cybernetic organisms with Austrian accents, as well as how to send them back in time to defeat John Conner.

No Baron! You've doomed us all!

*rushes into bomb shelter basement*

BaronIveagh wrote:

LordofHats wrote:

No you fool! Don't tell your computer how to do it right! Why do you think we put so much BS on the interwebz in the first place!

LoH, if you think that's horrifying, you should see the other things I've told it how to do. Like the approx 95% kill radius around major cities if nuked with varying yields of thermonuclear weapons. Or how to effectively deal with small groups of humans. Or how to create cybernetic organisms with Austrian accents, as well as how to send them back in time to defeat John Conner.

*Connor.

purplefood wrote:

BaronIveagh wrote:

LordofHats wrote:

No you fool! Don't tell your computer how to do it right! Why do you think we put so much BS on the interwebz in the first place!

LoH, if you think that's horrifying, you should see the other things I've told it how to do. Like the approx 95% kill radius around major cities if nuked with varying yields of thermonuclear weapons. Or how to effectively deal with small groups of humans. Or how to create cybernetic organisms with Austrian accents, as well as how to send them back in time to defeat John Conner.

*Connor.

Hey don't be so picky purplefood, don't you know what day it is?

Glorioski wrote:

purplefood wrote:

BaronIveagh wrote:

LordofHats wrote:

No you fool! Don't tell your computer how to do it right! Why do you think we put so much BS on the interwebz in the first place!

LoH, if you think that's horrifying, you should see the other things I've told it how to do. Like the approx 95% kill radius around major cities if nuked with varying yields of thermonuclear weapons. Or how to effectively deal with small groups of humans. Or how to create cybernetic organisms with Austrian accents, as well as how to send them back in time to defeat John Conner.

*Connor.

Hey don't be so picky purplefood, don't you know what day it is?

It's 'Be the Biggest Dick You Can Be' Day.
Courtesy of Purplefood (Registered trademark of Purplefood enterprises (Subsidiary of Purplefood Incorporated))

purplefood wrote:
It's 'Be the Biggest Dick You Can Be' Day.
Courtesy of Purplefood (Registered trademark of Purplefood enterprises (Subsidiary of Purplefood Incorporated))

Purplefood Incorporated being a joint venture of Universal Omnitech, Weyland-Yutani, and the Genom Corporation, in association with Cyberdyne Systems, Mishima Heavy Industries and the Hanka Precision Instruments Corporation.

Don' forget PETA

Glorioski wrote:Don' forget PETA

PETA does not have a track record of cyborgs or AIs. Except maybe some of their spokes models. They have enough implants to be four borgs.

Duplicate, and now spammy. Locked.