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This thread is for people wishing to post a sick/explicit joke may do so here.

(MODs, please don't crash down on us like a ton of bricks)

I'll get the ball going:

I failed a Biology exam the other day. Apparently 'crackheads' isn't something commonly found in cells...

Thread. 30 min life expectency and a DNR has been signed


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This received from an unidentified correspondent in the Department of Defense.
"Towel Heads"
Recently I received a warning about the use of this
politically incorrect term.
Please try to pay attention.
We have been informed that the Islamic terrorists do not
like to be called "Towel Heads" since the item they wear on their heads is actually a small folded sheet.
Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as
"little sheet heads."
Thank you for your support on this delicate matter.

Yeah, this is not an appropriate thread for Dakka.