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http://www.pakalertpress.com/2012/07/12/zombie-attacks-continue-jeremiah-aaron-haughee-in-naked-rampage-bites-mans-stomach-police-say/

Heaven help us.

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Tied and gagged in the back of your car

Nothing gets me going like a little PCP in the morning. Really makes you feel alive, y'know?
   
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Zealous Sin-Eater




Montreal

Hum. A bite to the stomach so severe that it might leave him disfigured?

Still, crap, 5 shot from a stun gun? Better upgrade to hollow points, I think.

Or this : http://www.pakalertpress.com/2012/06/24/the-perfect-piece-for-the-zombie-apocalypse-shop-owners-create-the-perfect-rifle-with-nine-30-round-magazines-to-take-on-the-undead-hordes/

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Norwalk, Connecticut

Great...just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. No, wait, that's not right...

Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.

Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.


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The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

Kovnik Obama wrote:Hum. A bite to the stomach so severe that it might leave him disfigured?

Still, crap, 5 shot from a stun gun? Better upgrade to hollow points, I think.

Or this : http://www.pakalertpress.com/2012/06/24/the-perfect-piece-for-the-zombie-apocalypse-shop-owners-create-the-perfect-rifle-with-nine-30-round-magazines-to-take-on-the-undead-hordes/


I'll bet reloading's a when it finally rolls around.

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
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The Great State of Texas

Thats funny. It screams "shopping mall ninja"

Frazzled: "Lets go to Academy. I need some water shoes and want to look for a new tacticool flashlight. Also I'm on the hunt for tacticool khakis. "

Wife: "I need to get some shoes too."

Frazzled: "But are they tacticool?"

Wife: "no they're for [the Boy]"

Frazzled: "Bird season's prepping up. I wonder if I can find tacticool booties for TBone."

Wife:" Yes because he needs that when slicing the pie snoring on the sofa. You like to say tacticoool don't you?"

Frazzled: "yep"

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Leerstetten, Germany

On a completely unrelated note, I think I am on Dakka way too much.

I saw this commercial the other day and the first thing that came to mind was Frazzled...


   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

d-usa wrote:On a completely unrelated note, I think I am on Dakka way too much.

I saw this commercial the other day and the first thing that came to mind was Frazzled...




I saw that commercial this weekend and also thought of Frazzled. And how dumb that fething commercial was...

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Newcastle, OZ

Mate of mine worked in ER years ago (he now has a private practice out in the burbs). The ONE injury type they always worried about were HUMAN bites.

There are a lot of bacteria in the human mouth that can do really "bad things" if they get into your bloodstream. Serious infection bad.

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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.

That is not dead which can eternal lie ...

... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
 
   
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Detroit

kronk wrote:
d-usa wrote:On a completely unrelated note, I think I am on Dakka way too much.

I saw this commercial the other day and the first thing that came to mind was Frazzled...




I saw that commercial this weekend and also thought of Frazzled. And how dumb that fething commercial was...


Gonna go out on a limb and guess that Frazzled dies not look that good in pink.

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chromedog wrote:Mate of mine worked in ER years ago (he now has a private practice out in the burbs). The ONE injury type they always worried about were HUMAN bites.

There are a lot of bacteria in the human mouth that can do really bad things* if they get into your bloodstream. Serious infection bad.


What does Break Fluid have to do with really bad things?

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
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I originally misread the thread title as 'We got another Biber'. Zombies just can't top that on the terrifying scale.
   
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The Great State of Texas

treadhead1944 wrote:
kronk wrote:
d-usa wrote:On a completely unrelated note, I think I am on Dakka way too much.

I saw this commercial the other day and the first thing that came to mind was Frazzled...




I saw that commercial this weekend and also thought of Frazzled. And how dumb that fething commercial was...


Gonna go out on a limb and guess that Frazzled dies not look that good in pink.



You've never seen me in a nice pink halter top with matching six guns.

What did I say too much?

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Norwalk, Connecticut

I think, if we all stop joking around, we truly know what time it is: time to grab the weapons and ammunition! Next time I'm near a Dick's Sporting Goods, I'm getting a wooden bat to nail-ify. Kinda like Dead Rising 2. I don't feel safe about keeping a loaded gun in my room, but a bat that could destroy anything sounds reasonable. Also, stores of non-perishables and water should be bought up, as well as having a decent bank account for gas, a car that works well, and an escape plan. Time to get the weapons and consumables...I got the rest set.

Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.

Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.


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MN (Currently in WY)

Why cash?

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Norwalk, Connecticut

Easy E wrote:Why cash?


To use at the gas pumps that are still open/electronic places where outright commandeering of items can't be done without purchase. Gas is the big one I can think of, others may suggest more. Obviously you don't need cash to purchase food once the apocalypse hits...we'll just be grabbing twinkies off the shelves.

Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.

Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.


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The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.

gak. Time to get myself a bus, weapons, friends, food, and squeezes.

Still, considering the other "new world order" conspiracy stories on the site, I'm hardly worried. That much.

Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:
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In Revelation Space

Lol. Melee weapons.

Meh. I'll just make a supressor for the ol' Nagant revolver when the time comes Lol I don't even own any modern guns...

If I had to use a melee weapon, I would probably make a spear of some sort, because if "zombies" ever came, they wouldn't be undead, just people made crazy by an illness. Meaning they aren't headshot only.




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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Sufficiently crazy people are very hard to put down, stab them through the chest and they'll continue to try to eat your face until they finally die. Whereas decapitating them or bashing their heads in will kill them pretty instantly
   
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In Revelation Space

Or shooting them in the head with an Mosin Nagant. That would work pretty well too



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Have to go with my M4. I cannot see being limited to a "few" rounds (guessing 8 rounds for that Nagant?) in an encounter. 30 round mags for me

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In Revelation Space

Only 5, actually, but you can load more with a clip in a second once you are out. Then I'll bring out my Nagant revolver and 1861 cap and ball revolver

If I had an M4, of course I'd use that though lol. Unless I had to make an extremly long range shot.



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Leerstetten, Germany

The Nagant is a beast. Love that rifle.
   
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Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!

Nah...this'll stop 'em... maybe...
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Lake Forest, California, South Orange County

Slightly OT(then again, isn't everything off topic?) but that Pakalert Press site is terrible. Juggling text left to right and back again around adds and pics is terrible and annoying.

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More zombies, better get lucille, my baseball bat wrapped with some good ol' barbwire. Oh she's a beauty...

"See a sword is a key cause when you stick it in people it unlocks their death" - Caboose


 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

I wonder, is it wrong that I've been as giddy as a kid at Christmas since all the "zombie attack" reports have begun to surface?
Beginging to believe that the first annual " Zombie Games" might kick off soon.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Oh hey Fitzz, long time no see.
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Corpsesarefun wrote:Oh hey Fitzz, long time no see.



Howdy Corpses...I've been about, just stockpiling suplies...and waiting.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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I expect nothing less.
   
 
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