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Ok, you know how it goes (probably). If not, here's an example.
poster 1
I put my flag on the hill
my hill

poster 2
[MOD EDIT - Find a more appropriate way to get your point across please - thanks!]
my hill

poster 3
[MOD EDIT - Find a more appropriate way to get your point across please - thanks!]
my hill

So, I create a hill. My hill.

I ascend the hill. My hill.

This thread's alive yay! It also appears to be alive enough to grow an arm and punch you from the hill. My hill.

No one else posts, so the thread dies. I walk up the hill. My hill.

But us two are both posting, so the thread is very much alive and able to punch you. My hill.

I appear! The thread becomes alive enough to realize that I am it's true master. It overthrows its unwanted slavedriver and liquified Josh.
My hill

However then it realizes you're worse than the rest of us for slave-driving and throws you off the hill. I then claim the hill. My hill.

I throw my can of coke at you, knocking you off the hill. My hill.

I put you in hell for littering. My hill.

I clean up the litter, and so ascend above the hill for my righteousness. My hill.

All of the sudden, a giant bomb fell out of the air, oblitarating gutsnagga. The hill recognises thenoobbomb,who is the bomb. The Hill accepts it fate.
MY HILL

I gain sentience. I realise that I am the hill. I throw off all those who would try to claim me for their own. My Hill.

I dig up the hill and dump it in a big hole somewhere. I then find another hill, of similar size and shape, and claim it as my own. My hill.

Unfortunately, this happens to be a hill of high explosives. It goes boom. I find a hill made of earth and claim it as my own. My hill.

Unfortunately its a hill on a cave that caves in. I go up to the elevated ruins. My hill.

A B-2 Bomber contracted by moi drops a laser guided missile right on the top of your head. I then parachute in.
My hill.

A anti air battery shoots down the bomber as it makes another passover and it crashes on you. My hill

I arise from beneath the soil and scare you away, screaming like a little girl.
My. Hill.
And I plant pumpkins on it.

The pumpkin explodes, you walk away to take a shower, my hill

I return from the showers and snap you silly with a wet towel.
My Hill.

I wail so piteously that you come over to see if I am alright, I kick you in the testicles and as you writhe on the ground I go over to the hill. My hill.

for an idea of how pitiful the crying is

I wail Like a Banshee and you die from fright.
My Hill.
And I place Sentry Guns around the Perimeter.

I walk past the sentry guns, and push you off the hill, I then grab a filled up generator and plug the sentry guns into it. My hill

I am now Magneto, and I make the generator overload and blow it and the sentry up. Oh, and then use the scraps to make a small coffin and shove you in there and chuck it into the sea. My hill

Turns out the explosion showered the hill in spores... Ork spores.
The orks recognise me as their leader, and we storm the hill.
My hill.

And suddenly an alien spacecraft appears and burns the Orks and everyone on it into ashes, and baxter123 strolls on and claims it for the Emperor...
And then builds a giant hive city on it, surrounded by millions of men.
My hill

My Chaos cults infiltrate the hive city. As my fleet of Word Bearers arrives in orbit they disable the weapons batteries and military capabilities of the city. My Word Bearers storm the city, killing all the loyalists. We fortify the city again.

My Hill.

The word bearers run out of ink to write on their armour post it notes they love so much. Because of that, they run back screaming to the warp to get some. In their absence I take over the hill, and set the orbital defence cannots to destroy the chaod forces as the they return.

My hill.

Unfortunately, a certain robot devil was left in charge of those cannons. You die, and it's my hill. And I've still got the cannons if any of you are wondering.

I use my remote to detonate the cannons, obliterating you in the explosion. I walk up and sit down.
My Hill.