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Made in ch
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!





Holy Terra.

I see through your terrible grammar and retake

My Hill

   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

I fish-slap everyone else off of My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ch
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!





Holy Terra.

I have Ichthyophobia. I will leave you on

Your Hill.

   
Made in us
Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch




Ellenton, Florida

I don't.

I see your fish slap and raise you a sharknado on


My hill.

Armies:  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

I hop in my tomb and ride out the storm on My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch




Ellenton, Florida

I seal you in your tomb and irrigate the land with holy water (just in case) on


My hill.

Armies:  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

I'm in for the long haul beneath My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch




Ellenton, Florida

I pause my victory dance to listen to what sounds like someone banging on an anvil beneath


My (?) hill.

Armies:  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Listen closer, you hear contented snoring beneath My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch




Ellenton, Florida

As promised, peace and security reign when chaos is triumphant upon


My hill.

Armies:  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

The chaos troops have all been converted to zombies under my control. No wonder it's quiet on My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ch
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!





Holy Terra.

I WILL BURN THE ZOMBIE HERETICS!! NO-ONE IS SAFE, BE THEY PUMPKIN, HUMAN OR GOLDEN HAIRED PRESIDENT, ON



MY HILL!!

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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

The smell of burning rotten pumpkins and flesh drives you from the hallowed grounds of My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch




Ellenton, Florida

I wait for the fires to burn themselves out and casually stride to the top of


My hill.

Armies:  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

The fires have weakened the structure of the roof supports and you fall through into the catacombs beneath My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ch
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!





Holy Terra.

I set the catacombs on fire. This is

My Hill, don't tell me what to do.

   
Made in us
Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch




Ellenton, Florida

I put out the fires, take out an old flashlight, and see what lies beneath


My hill.






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Armies:  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You see, and now you know, what lies beneath My Hill!
BWA-HA-HA-HA!

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch




Ellenton, Florida

I see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight.
I slowly back away on


My hill.

Armies:  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

It is not dead, which may eternal lie. With strange aeons, even death may die. On My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch




Ellenton, Florida

I awaken Eddie and run to the hills from

My hill.



Armies:  
   
Made in au
Stalwart Tribune





I cover everyone in eggs and while you are cleaning yourself off I kill you

My hill
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Continental breakfast on My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch




Ellenton, Florida

It's always easier to take a hill after a good breakfast.




My hill.

Armies:  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You're walking on eggshells on My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch




Ellenton, Florida

I'm married. I'm used to it on




My hill.

Armies:  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

I can't argue with that on My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch




Ellenton, Florida

I stand amidst the tattered and fallen banners of my enemies. Their bodies lie broken and scattered across the battlefield like dead leaves blown by the wind. Somewhere in the distance, a dog barks.
All is quiet upon



My hill.

Armies:  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

With leaves on the ground and the call of the baying hound, Halloween draws near once again on My Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

And, after holding the Hill against all comers for over a year, I declare myself eternal champion of The Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
 
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