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Calmly set your stuff down, walk over to him, pull your pants and undergarments down (he'll be curious/disturbed at this point as to what's going on), punch him in the stomach, then with the wind knocked out of him, he'll be bent over, slap him with President Johnson across the face. Calmly rezip, walk across the table, and ask if it's time for the next phase. Always does the trick for me. Nobody bitches more than once.

gaovinni wrote:

timetowaste85 wrote:Calmly set your stuff down, walk over to him, pull your pants and undergarments down (he'll be curious/disturbed at this point as to what's going on), punch him in the stomach, then with the wind knocked out of him, he'll be bent over, slap him with President Johnson across the face. Calmly rezip, walk across the table, and ask if it's time for the next phase. Always does the trick for me. Nobody bitches more than once.

You do this often?