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Rules.


#1: All trash talk is to be kept to Codex quotes for your respective army. IE Guard players use quotes from the IG Codex, tau from the tau Codex's, SM's from the SM codex's and so on.

#2: One retort allowed per person per post.

#3: Format, retorts must quote the person above them and attempt to counter with a retort from their codex. Replies must make as much sense as possible. ( If possible.)

#4: Bring it on.

@ AM:

It appears to me that, lacking the sense of unity that might inform them of their insignificance, these Gue’la have come to think that they might own the stars themselves, even the spaces in between them. Only by our presence, I think, might we now convince them otherwise.

"With a Dozen legions of Immortals at my command, I could humble the stars themselves. One will be more than sufficient to crush your pathetic worlds."

You misunderstand, this is Tau space, despite what the Gue’la may claim, and you are welcomed to it as friend. We too have suffered difficulty with the Or’es’la, since it seems they wish no unity. We would be honoured to have you fight alongside us against this common enemy. You will find it to the benefit of both our peoples. You will find it, I have no doubt, to be for the greater good.

Aw, you are right, I shall remove the post

 iGuy91 wrote:
Aw, you are right, I shall remove the post

Another success for the greater good!

These Xenos dare call the people of the God-Emperor "insignificant"?! I wonder if their dead brethren at Nimbosa agree? Ever the true xenos, incapable of understanding the glory of the Emperor. Humanity owns nothing; He owns all. We are the Black Templars; we do not wear his symbol. We ARE his symbol.

(On a side-note, oldest and one of the gakkiest Codices in the game vs. second-oldest and one of the gakkiest Codices in the game. Hmm, this might be fun! )

How about these nuggets?

Heretics crave the cleansing fire of absolution. The need not fear, for we shall deliver. I herby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign a billion souls to oblivion

We Bring only death, and leave only carrion. It is a message even a Human can understand."

- Reqhiel of the Sons of Fuegan

The stars themselves once lived and died at our command, and yet you still dare to oppose our will.

- Farseer Mirehn Biellann

Try to remember the format, one person posts a message the next person retorts with one quote of their own and it repeats.

Eldar... psykers... WITCHES.... RAWEAWEWRFAWHUFVEWAAVWEEEEEEE *foams at mouth*


-Black Templars Marshal Siegfried

See Obyron, the separatists come - attempting to outflank me just as they did at the Fourth Battle of Vyndakh. How they calculate that daubing themselves in green and roaring like savages will produce a different outcome, I cannot fathom; but it is of no account.

Ready my legions - another glorious victory shall soon be ours.

And~ thats why the Nemesor is the best Necron HQ fluff-wise. <3

I'm a bit partial to this one:

'I'm da hand of Gork and Mork, dey sent me to rouse up da boyz to crush and kill ‘cos da boyz forgot what dere ‘ere for. I woz one of da boyz till da godz smashed me in da ‘ead an’ I ‘membered dat Orks is meant to conquer and make slaves of everyfing they don’t kill.

I’m da profit of da Waaagh an’ whole worlds burn in my boot prints. On Armour-Geddem, I led da boyz through da fire deserts and smashed da humies’ metal cities to scrap. I fought Yarik, old one-eye at Tarturus, an’ he fought good but we smashed iz city too.

I’m death to anyfing dat walks or crawls, where I go nothin’ stands in my way. We crushed da stunties on Golgotha, an’ we caught old one-eye when da speed freeks blew da humies’ big tanks ta bits. I let ‘im go ‘cause good enemies iz ‘ard to find, an Orks need enemies ta fight like they need meat ta eat an’ grog ta drink.

I iz more cunnin’ than a grot an’ more killy than a dread, da boyz dat follow me can’t be beat. On Pissenah we jumped da marine-boyz an’ our bosspoles was covered in da helmets we took from da dead ‘uns. We burned dere port an’ killed dere bosses an’ left nothin’ but ruins behind. I’m Warlord Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka an’ I speak wiv da word of da gods. We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!
- Graffiti on Warlord Battle Titan wreckage, found by Dark Angels at Westerisle, Piscina IV '


Beats any tin'ead any day. Tin 'eads don't even grok orks right...

 Ascalam wrote:
Beats any tin'ead any day. Tin 'eads don't even grok orks right...

It is a source of constant consternation that my opponents cannot correlate their innate inferiority with their inevitable defeat. It would seem that stupidity is as eternal as war.

Nemesor Zahndrekh of the Sautekh Dynasty
Overlord of the Crownworld of Gidrim

It is not enough that I achieve victory - my enemy must suffer total defeat.
It is not enough that I kill - all my foes must die. It is not enough that I succed - all
other must fail!

Decio wrote: It is not enough that I achieve victory - my enemy must suffer total defeat.
It is not enough that I kill - all my foes must die. It is not enough that I succed - all
other must fail!

Time is a weapon like any other. If nothing else, I can simply wait for my foes to rot.
Orikan the Diviner

Oops, I assumed from the other posts it was random.

Will delete and revise.

Thats due to peoples inability to read : /

Unity. Order. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things long ago, and we shall do so again.
-- Imotekh the Stormlord

Sigh... I wish this wasn't just limited to what's in the codex... oh well

"Your desires are irrelevant. This galaxy once knelt before us, and it will do so again." --Overlord Akanabekh

Lol it takes more thinking to create a response that is a quote already established.... but why are we necrons trash talking each other

...Dynastic Dispute?

...nah, it's because we have the best quotes and everyone knows that they're inferior.

No army is big enough to conquer the galaxy. But faith alone can overturn the universe.

-Ecclesiarch Deacis IX

It is not our technology that will enable us to prevail in this galaxy. It is our shared sense of honour and commonality of cause that unites us and will give us the power to defeat our enemies.

"Superior technology does not garantee victory unless weilded by a superior being"
Illuminor Szeras

'The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude. '

'No hymn can be so uplifting as the roar of these guns.'

GUNPORN!

Death stands above me, whispering low
I know not what in my ear
Of his strange language all I know
There is only pain and fear.

"Cast down the idols! Destroy the temples! Slay the priests! Show these fools that they worship nothing more than a rotting corpse!" Dark Apostle Harzhan

·
.. Thirteen times shall the
Traitor King go forth.
In the End times the iron
fortress shall be cast down.
Its walls breached and its
Gate forced open.
Those that dwell beyond
shall spill through it.
The air shall burn and the
ground shall melt.
The Daemon shall lie down
with the Machine.
Brother shall slay brother
with fire and sword.
And the sky-wound shall
pour its malice forth.
The Eye sh,1I shre
unblinking at its prize.
And the Traitor King shall
cross the bridge of stars.
He shall return to finish the
Warmonger's red work.
Upon holy soil shall the fate
of Man be decided.

The Liber Malefact