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Made in gb
Grey Knight Purgator firing around corners






(XDD)
. I


 
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

kill



 
   
Made in gb
Grey Knight Purgator firing around corners






Nuns


 
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

with



 
   
Made in gb
Grey Knight Purgator firing around corners






Small


 
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

vibrating



 
   
Made in gb
Grey Knight Purgator firing around corners






rubber


 
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

rods



 
   
Made in gb
Grey Knight Purgator firing around corners






shaped


 
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

pleasure.



 
   
Made in gb
Grey Knight Purgator firing around corners






(hahahaha)
Jesus


 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

after

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in gb
Grey Knight Purgator firing around corners






Dark


 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

Things

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in gb
Grey Knight Purgator firing around corners






like


 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

my

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in gb
Grey Knight Purgator firing around corners






Chaos


 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

buttocks

   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

that



 
   
Made in gb
Ambitious Marauder




Glasgow

FART

 
   
Made in us
Abhorrent Grotesque Aberration





Connecticut, USA

when
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

squeezed

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in au
Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight





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Sometimes

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/09/03 02:58:09


 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

has
   
Made in us
Abhorrent Grotesque Aberration





Connecticut, USA

to
   
Made in us
Trustworthy Shas'vre





Mt. Gretna, PA

be

 Goliath wrote:
 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:
What kind of drugs do you have to be on to see Hitler in your teapot?
Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

Bromosapian.

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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

Me



 
   
Made in gb
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller





Colne, England

want


Brb learning to play.

 
   
 
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