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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord





So, is this a regular thing in every state legislature, or is Texas particularly awful?


   
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The Great State of Texas

Thats not the Texas State Legislature. Thats a bunch of actors we hire to keep you distracted.
This is the Texas States Legislature.


-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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LOL! "I think you've had enough!"

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Maybe the better question is why are there soooo many empty seats Is it hunting season?

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 Grey Templar wrote:
Maybe the better question is why are there soooo many empty seats Is it hunting season?


It's always hunting season in Texas.

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Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long


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New Orleans, LA

Well, college/universities started 2 months ago, which is the official Cougar Hunting opening day...

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Meh. I prefer tuneful sofas to musical chairs.

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The Great State of Texas

 Squigsquasher wrote:
Meh. I prefer tuneful sofas to musical chairs.


I like to shred paper and dangle from wires while wearing a helmet with goose wings and crooning the vocal part of Ride of the Valkyrie. Wait did I say too much?

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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You forgot the tap-dancing wiener dogs

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MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
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I'm surprised no one has expressed outrage other than Azazel. I'm sure this practice is in fact widespread past Texas. If reps want to be voted for I'm pretty sure there is a proxy process. If I was elected and some guy reached over to vote FOR me, while at my desk (see video), he/she'd pull back a stump.

Also, I hear they ration health care in Canada.

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The Great State of Texas

 Grey Templar wrote:
You forgot the tap-dancing wiener dogs


with exquisitely small top hats and canes.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
 
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