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On most sport site, you get a bunch of news headline.
This thread is to create funny headline for a bloodbowl league.

I'll start:

Storm giant's ogre player; Ograrch, has been given his first award during last match for not eating the ref.

According to their unholy religion, beastman teams must cook and eat their coach if they lose a game.

Norse coach finds that current conditions are improper to play. “Here, there is no snow, no avalanche, and no giant wolves trying to eat you as you run. They call this a sport?”

The complete Argonorcs team was arrested yesterday during the morning practice.

The Chaos All Star’s coach was burn alive by the Sigmar Inquisition. The team is looking for a new coach with decent tactical skill and no visible mutation.

"Is that a chainsword in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
An article on what player's favourite secret weapons are

The all goblins team have fired their previous coach, a yellow rock.

The chief Referee is blaming the league for the “pointlessness of giving a penalty to a psychopath who’s trying to kill you”.

Last Saturday’s result: 5 casualties, 1 kill, 17 arrests, and no match played.

During last match, upon hearing there were no buns for sale, the whole of Altdorf was shaken to the core as halfling fans tore down bakeries and sweet shops in protest. 14 casualties.

The Hungry Guts Ogre team ran to a stunning victory yesterday against the Glubber Gobbos. The turning point of the game happened when one of the Ogre players accidentially ate the ball and ran for a touchdown. Upon consulting the rules it was found that eating the ball is not illegal, and so the ogres were able to simply carry the ball in their guts to victory.

Final Score: Ogres(36) Gobbos(3) with 15 casualities and the surviving members of the Gobbos being arrested for public intoxication.


The skaven "Gutter Runners" entire season ended yesterday after an attempted assassination of the head ref. The coach happened to be a local Ogre Butcher, who suffered no ill effects from the poisoning. Although he is currently taking a month long vacation to digest his latest meal, which happened to be the whole Gutter Runner team.