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2012/10/31 13:26:14
Subject: The Family Circus
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Cultist of Nurgle with Open Sores
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So I was reading the daily comics section this morning with breakfast and prepared to subject myself to the typical saccharine mind-numbing train-wreck of a comic that is The Family Circus.
I was shocked, however, to find the following:
http://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/familycircus/s-1223354
Who knew that buried deep within the religious overtones and family values there was a devoted servant of the Emperor!
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2012/10/31 14:18:58
Subject: The Family Circus
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Wait, is this real?
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. -Groucho Marx
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2012/10/31 14:21:10
Subject: The Family Circus
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Fixture of Dakka
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That's great.
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2012/10/31 14:33:02
Subject: The Family Circus
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
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Confirmed real. It's actually in my paper.
A Family Circus comic that's actually tolerable. Amazing
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2012/10/31 14:36:34
Subject: The Family Circus
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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RivenSkull wrote:Confirmed real. It's actually in my paper.
A Family Circus comic that's actually tolerable. Amazing
You Sir need to watch your language. There might be children present and your post might have them start going around spreading such a vulgar notion and actually reading Family Circus! If you ever say such a filthy thing like that again, I shall have to report you! 
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. -Groucho Marx
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2012/10/31 14:40:58
Subject: Re:The Family Circus
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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That would require shaving his head, wearing over sized paldrons (cause shoulders are vulnerable in the year 40000+), scream FOR THE EMPEROR alot and lugging around a gun that shoots minature rockets alongside a giant chainsaw turned sword. get to work making his costume mom!
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Regiment: 91st Schrott Experimental Regiment
Regiment Planet: Schrott 
Specialization: Salvaged, Heavily Modified, and/or Experimental Mechanized Units. 
"SIR! Are you sure this will work!?"
"I HAVE NO IDEA, PULL THE TRIGGER!!!" 91st comms chatter.  |
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2012/10/31 14:43:57
Subject: Re:The Family Circus
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Lady of the Lake
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I thought it'd be interesting...
Should have known.
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2012/10/31 15:41:38
Subject: The Family Circus
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Don't know the comic, but someone there is overly manly.
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2012/11/01 23:18:41
Subject: Re:The Family Circus
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Fresh-Faced New User
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A little Grimdark goes a long way.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/01 23:19:06
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