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So I was in my house the other night, just minding my business when I heard a knock on my door. It was after dark and I wasn't expecting anyone, so I thought it really strange. Anyway, I opened the door and standing there were like.. FIVE fricking zombies! I couldn't believe it! They reached forward, and I guess I screamed a bit and kind of freaked out. They were really short, too! So I booted the one in front right in the face, then grabbed an umbrella I had hanging by the door and started clubbing the rest of them. I chased the zombies through the yard and out into the street, and what did I see? Dozens more! They were shuffling around in clusters, attacking my neighbor's houses.

I must've clubbed ten or twenty of them before they could get away, then I ran back to my house and locked the door. What a crazy night!

PS: Someone left buckets of candy on my porch. Win!

Oh dear...

You'd better check that candy, you never know but the zombies may have been around it at some point.

You kicked them?

Shoot them in the head, destroy the brain or remove the head. Someone's not going to last long.

I hide in the bushes with 4-5 cans of Axe and a lighter waiting for the little buggers.

I was all happy when I saw this thread. Then I got disappointed when I saw it was a joke. Thanks for crushing my spirits, Dakka.

timetowaste wrote: Thanks for crushing my spirits, Dakka.

You get used to it...

 CT GAMER wrote:

timetowaste wrote: Thanks for crushing my spirits, Dakka.

You get used to it...

I'm thinking of filing a lawsuit for emotional damages suffered.

You used an umbrella? You should have used a crowbar.

I would have gone freeman on them... Minus the suit and all...

Actually baiting them works...pile of candy...get about 4-5 of them on the pile...and set off the Claymore.

Timetowaste. Your going about it all wrong. You do not file a lawsuit. You go see a doctor for mental stress..who then refers you to a Psychologist..who you need to convince that your mentaly scar..get it documented and then for treatment get painting mini's documented....