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2012/11/14 19:33:53
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
Edinburgh, Scotland
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/917706-grandma-in-russia-kills-wolf-with-bare-hands-and-axe
Aishat Maksudova said she was tending to her cattle and flock of sheep when the wolf attacked in the village of Novo Biryuzyak, Dagestan.
The 56-year-old managed to save the calf but the wolf then turned its attention to her, clamping its jaws on to her hand.
Speaking from hospital with her hand bandaged, Mrs Maksudova said she was 'not even frightened' during the wolf attack.
'With an open mouth, the wolf suddenly jumped on me,' she said.
'The wolf clawed into my leg and when I raised my arm up the wolf was just holding my hand; trying to claw my hand.'
Mrs Maksudova explained she wanted to throttle the wolf to death but was forced to reach for her axe when she could not prise the animal's jaws open.
'So I just left my hand, and the wolf was just clawing into it, pulling on it, pulling away like this,' she said.
'And then I took the axe and hit him on the head.'
I guess the story end a bit differently in Russia.
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2012/11/14 20:04:22
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
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2012/11/14 20:18:05
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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she is now my hero.
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2012/11/14 21:09:24
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Blood-Raging Khorne Berserker
I don't even KNOW anymore.
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"Mrs Maksudova explained she wanted to throttle the wolf to death but was forced to reach for her axe"
This is one of the best things I've ever read.
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2012/11/14 21:13:41
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Powerful Pegasus Knight
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The awe inspiring act of cutting a wolf in half aside. She's 56 years old, not 86.
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2012/11/14 21:16:53
Subject: Re:56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
Edinburgh, Scotland
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The awe inspiring act of cutting a wolf in half aside. She's 56 years old, not 86.
Errr, where exactly did i say she was 86?
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2012/11/14 21:22:01
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Lucky that Cold War thing didn't kick off...
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2012/11/14 22:17:12
Subject: Re:56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Powerful Pegasus Knight
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 kamakazepanda wrote:The awe inspiring act of cutting a wolf in half aside. She's 56 years old, not 86.
Errr, where exactly did i say she was 86?
I'm referring to how the article you linked to, and to some extent your title to this thread, seem to imply this story is made all the more is remarkable because of her age. Which is ridiculous.
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2012/11/15 08:01:49
Subject: Re:56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
Edinburgh, Scotland
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I'm referring to how the article you linked to, and to some extent your title to this thread, seem to imply this story is made all the more is remarkable because of her age. Which is ridiculous.
Ah yes, I see i'm inclined to agree with you, however my title is only referring to the article in question.
It was rather difficult to find an article which didn't put emphasis on how old she is.
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2012/11/15 19:04:52
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Morphing Obliterator
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I want her in my codex.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/15 19:06:47
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2012/11/15 19:08:13
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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She'd make a great special character for the imperial guard.
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2012/11/15 20:28:55
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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 nomsheep wrote:
She'd make a great special character for the imperial guard.
she should have preferred enemy (Wolves) (Including Sphess ones )
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2012/11/15 21:30:30
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Archmagos Veneratus Extremis
Home Base: Prosper, TX (Dallas)
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Makes sense. I fear no man like I fear my granny....And she's 73!
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2012/11/15 23:37:21
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Hallowed Canoness
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We need to write up special rules for this little old lady.
Think she skinned it before going to the hospital?
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
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2012/11/15 23:56:57
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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 KalashnikovMarine wrote:We need to write up special rules for this little old lady. Think she skinned it before going to the hospital?
I would not rule that out as a possibility, It's also possible that she ate it's heart before going to the hospital.
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2012/11/16 14:32:11
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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What if she was a nun with a ruler?!?
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2012/11/16 14:44:32
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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The Hammer of Witches
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This appalling display of species-ism by the OldRussianWomanocracy is sickening. This is typical of the conspiracy to further the not-getting-bitten-or-losing-your-livelihood agenda. This atrocity will not stand! Justice for the wolf! Juuustiiiice!
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2012/11/16 21:39:17
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
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Pretty epic, I love the fact that she thought her hands were more useful than the axe.
To the guy saying her age doesn't affect anything I would like to see you do that. 
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2012/11/19 21:55:57
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Jovial Junkatrukk Driver
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During communism a monument was built to a miner who mined 103 tonnes of coal during an 1 hour shift. So im not suprised about this
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2012/11/19 23:39:46
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
St. Louis, Missouri
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This just without a doubt made my day.
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2012/11/20 15:19:17
Subject: Re:56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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Old Russian Grandmother
WS: 3 BS: 3 S: 2 T: 4 W: 2 I: 2 A: 2 Sv: 6+ Points: 100
Composition: One Russian Grandmother
Unit Type: Awesome (Character)
Wargear: Hand Axe, Self-Knitted Armor
Special Rules: Feel No Pain (2+ Vs. Wolves), Fearless, Preferred Enemy: Wolves, It Will Not Die
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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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2012/11/20 15:45:46
Subject: Re:56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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 Lordhat wrote:Old Russian Grandmother
WS: 3 BS: 3 S: 2 T: 4 W: 2 I: 2 A: 2 Sv: 6+ Points: 100
Composition: One Russian Grandmother
Unit Type: Awesome (Character)
Wargear: Hand Axe, Self-Knitted Armor
Special Rules: Feel No Pain (2+ Vs. Wolves), Fearless, Preferred Enemy: Wolves, It Will Not Die
You forgot Rage and Hatred (Wolves).
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2012/11/20 15:48:47
Subject: Re:56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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 AlmightyWalrus wrote: Lordhat wrote:Old Russian Grandmother
WS: 3 BS: 3 S: 2 T: 4 W: 2 I: 2 A: 2 Sv: 6+ Points: 100
Composition: One Russian Grandmother
Unit Type: Awesome (Character)
Wargear: Hand Axe, Self-Knitted Armor
Special Rules: Feel No Pain (2+ Vs. Wolves), Fearless, Preferred Enemy: Wolves, It Will Not Die
You forgot Rage and Hatred (Wolves).
I didn't get that from the article though. Seemed more matter of course, and work-a-day than a bloodthirsty grudge match. "I went out, tended my sheep, got twenty stitches today after I killed the wolf, tomorrow probably do it again."
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Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
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2012/11/20 15:53:17
Subject: Re:56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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Lordhat wrote: AlmightyWalrus wrote: Lordhat wrote:Old Russian Grandmother
WS: 3 BS: 3 S: 2 T: 4 W: 2 I: 2 A: 2 Sv: 6+ Points: 100
Composition: One Russian Grandmother
Unit Type: Awesome (Character)
Wargear: Hand Axe, Self-Knitted Armor
Special Rules: Feel No Pain (2+ Vs. Wolves), Fearless, Preferred Enemy: Wolves, It Will Not Die
You forgot Rage and Hatred (Wolves).
I didn't get that from the article though. Seemed more matter of course, and work-a-day than a bloodthirsty grudge match. "I went out, tended my sheep, got twenty stitches today after I killed the wolf, tomorrow probably do it again."
Fair enough, although I suppose you'd have to be pretty angry to want to throttle a wolf to death.
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2012/11/20 16:07:02
Subject: Re:56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
St. Louis, Missouri
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Lordhat wrote:Old Russian Grandmother
WS: 3 BS: 3 S: 2 T: 4 W: 2 I: 2 A: 2 Sv: 6+ Points: 100
Composition: One Russian Grandmother
Unit Type: Awesome (Character)
Wargear: Hand Axe, Self-Knitted Armor
Special Rules: Feel No Pain (2+ Vs. Wolves), Fearless, Preferred Enemy: Wolves, It Will Not Die
Exalted
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2012/11/20 18:06:05
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Hallowed Canoness
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I think her WS might be a little higher then that...
but regardless, one of you conversion masters need to make this mini now.
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
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2012/11/21 05:56:54
Subject: 56 Year old Russian women punches and then kills wolf with axe.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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 Daemonhammer wrote:During communism a monument was built to a miner who mined 103 tonnes of coal during an 1 hour shift. So im not suprised about this
Wasn't that fake?
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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