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Well i am going to be doing a Ork story or stories here on the rise of my Warboss Sneaky and his warband of Sneaky Unz. This will be from the POV of sneaky by the way.

Prologue.

"Whats you mean all da boyz got krumped" Screamed warboss Iron Claw at the unfortunate nob.
"You's mean to tell me that with all the boyz I sent you are the only one left"

"But boss the umies dug in real goodz we cant get past dem walls" stuttered the frightened nob

"Dont tell me what you cant do boy" Screamed the Warboss anger rising in his voice. The warboss hefted the nob up in his power klaw barely straining to pick up the Nob and as he began to slowly squeeze the Nob warm blood began gushing over the room till it covered the floor. The warboss then dropped the nob who landed with a strange sounding thwop as he sunk into the ground now soaked with his blood.

Sneaky was thrown against the wall a sharp pain going through his back. As he looked up at his attacker a large boy Sneaky couldn't remember his name but he accused sneaky of taking the tooth he left on his table even though sneaky saw a gretchen take it from his hiding spot. Sneaky was small by ork standards he was only about six boots(feet) higher then the ground when he stood up straight as possible but most boyz were six or seven boots tall.

Sneakies attacker advanced towards him. As sneaky scrambled to get to his feet sneakies attacker landed a deft blow of his boot against sneakies side sending sneeky reeling as waves of pained convulsed through his body. Sneaky sees his attacker looming over him with his slugga in his hand pointed at sneakies head sneaky new what came next. Time seemed to slow down for sneaky as his attacker squeezed his trigger but nothing happened just a clicking sound. Sneaky knew that he needed to take advantage of his attackers momentary confusion. He dove into his attackers legs with all his force. His attacker stumbled tripping over sneaky. Falling to the ground sneaky quickly scrambles on top of his opponent pounding hie face over and over with his fists. Finally with a one of sneakies strikes he feels something give way his opponents nose caved into his skull. Sneaky realizes that he won he killed this boy.

This is the first fight sneaky ever won. He always ran or hid instead of fighting the other boyz like a proppa ork would. As sneaky look at his opponents body he saw the slugga still clasped in his opponents hand he pulled it from its hand and looked at it. It was nothing special just another blocky slugga like that he has seen so many other boyz with. But this was his slugga now Sneaky never owned a choppa let alone a slugga in his whole life. this weapon was sneakys first. So he set about trying to find away to put his name on it. As he looked around he noticed the pile of dark red goo behind his dead opponents head and thought to himself that that would work. As he dipped his finger in it he scrawled his name in red on the side of the slugga.

Sneaky heard in the distance a loud moaning sound. He knew that sound it was the warbosses horn he blew it whenever he wanted to get the whole warband together sneaky also knew the consequences of not listening to the sound the nobz would krump you. So Sneaky started heading to the sound as he walked more and more boyz joined him walking towards the sound through the scattered rows of rusty iron shacks.

CC appreciated