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2012/12/28 15:22:36
Subject: Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Fixture of Dakka
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2012/12/28 15:58:07
Subject: Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Incubus
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And I thought I was going to get some work done today.
Relapse, you've made my day.
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2012/12/28 16:47:03
Subject: Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Blood-Raging Khorne Berserker
I don't even KNOW anymore.
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Sorry, there is no way "Twilight" could be as bad as "Manos:The Hands of Fate", and those guys know it.
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2012/12/28 17:24:27
Subject: Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Fixture of Dakka
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 Gitkikka wrote:Sorry, there is no way "Twilight" could be as bad as "Manos:The Hands of Fate", and those guys know it.
I could never understand how Torgo didn't get his own spin off franchise.
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2012/12/28 17:36:43
Subject: Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Powerful Pegasus Knight
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What so a film aimed at teenage girls doesn't appeal to them? Makes sense. BTW my vote for worst book of all time goes to the black and decker GL strimmer operators manual. In a nod to MST3K(???)'s mocking video I'm going scrawl 'lol' on the cover and draw penises on every page.
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2012/12/28 18:37:55
Subject: Re:Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Kid_Kyoto
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Oh man, I watched the hell out of some MST3K back in the day. Their Rifftrax are decent, but I miss the campy sci-fi shtick they did on the actual show.
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2012/12/28 19:19:31
Subject: Re:Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Brutal Black Orc
The Empire State
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Movie pissed me off as do the fans.
Ask a simple question during the movie and people think you are insensitive.
Jeeeez.
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2012/12/28 21:09:08
Subject: Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Gitkikka wrote:Sorry, there is no way "Twilight" could be as bad as "Manos:The Hands of Fate", and those guys know it.
Rifftrax is more aimed toward skewering mainstream films, and the list is drawn from that pool.
What so a film aimed at teenage girls doesn't appeal to them?
You can make a film aimed at teenage girls that isn't total gak; just having a demographic doesn't excuse awfulness.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2012/12/28 21:20:17
Subject: Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Don't you know Piston Honda to never ask questions during a chick flick, it's just mindless gooey stuff and you just get a dirty look anyway for interupting the mushy stuff.
Any other time just nod (or shake) and smile and repeat after me when asked a question.
-yes
-no, you look fantastic, but what about those shoes with that outfit
- what ever you want to do (pause for a couple seconds for answer, if no answer), unless you want to do __________? together if you like
-I'l get this one, you can get it next time
I think you can guess the rest 
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Come into my web, said the spider to the fly.
Come rest your wings, and let us talk eye to eye.
For I am a spider, and you are the fly. Now that you are here, let us sit, and say hi.
But I have have no morsel to share, nor anything to eat. But wait, what is that stickiness upon your feet.
Ah now I have you, now I can eat. Now I can enjoy you, or store you as meat.
For I am the spider, and you are the fly. How else could it have gone, between one such as you, and one such as I.
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2012/12/28 23:07:01
Subject: Re:Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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2012/12/28 23:15:53
Subject: Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Fixture of Dakka
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 Ahtman wrote:
What so a film aimed at teenage girls doesn't appeal to them?
You can make a film aimed at teenage girls that isn't total gak; just having a demographic doesn't excuse awfulness.
Very true. My daughter and her friends barely managed to get through the first show and pretty much gave the rest a miss because they said they were ridiculous.
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2012/12/29 19:36:45
Subject: Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Ingelheim am Rhein, Germany
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A friend of mine told me about how she was dragged to the latest twilight movie by one of her friends, and it was absoluteley ridiculous. She said when this vampire guy took his shirt off for the first time, the whole theater started shrieking and squealing, haha.
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2012/12/29 19:40:59
Subject: Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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NO.
Worst movie of all time goes to Meet the Parents. Or Little Man.
Sparkly Vampires is bad though.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/12/29 19:53:18
Subject: Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Hallowed Canoness
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Wanna make Twilight really creepy? Reverse the genders of the so called "Twi moms" and the actors they're salivating over.
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ |
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2012/12/29 21:18:09
Subject: Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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What I don't get is how Spider-Man 3 made their list of the top ten worst movies of all time. It was bad, (emo, dancing Parker and forgiving Sandman for killing his uncle/helping kill his best friend), but there are FAR worse movies out there. Anybody remember Dragon Wars? That was 100x worse than Spider-Man 3. Worse than the first Twilight movie even (saw it on a date, made fun of it the entire movie). I haven't talked to a single person who didn't want to put a bullet in their own brain after watching that pile of trash. If you happened to like Dragon Wars, and I offended you, I'm sorry-please jump into a piranha tank.
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
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2012/12/29 21:25:43
Subject: Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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timetowaste85 wrote:What I don't get is how Spider-Man 3 made their list of the top ten worst movies of all time. It was bad, (emo, dancing Parker and forgiving Sandman for killing his uncle/helping kill his best friend), but there are FAR worse movies out there. Anybody remember Dragon Wars? That was 100x worse than Spider-Man 3. Worse than the first Twilight movie even (saw it on a date, made fun of it the entire movie). I haven't talked to a single person who didn't want to put a bullet in their own brain after watching that pile of trash. If you happened to like Dragon Wars, and I offended you, I'm sorry-please jump into a piranha tank.
D-Wars did not have anywhere near the budget that Spiderman 3 did, nor did it have any expectations to live up to. And D-Wars did not have James Franco appear as Poochie...I mean New Goblin, the totally x-treme snowboarding lightsaber ninja.
Thing is, the RiffTrax lists tend to be far more pedestrian in their selections than MST3K was. And for what it's worth, Deathbed: The Bed That Eats makes Manos: The Hands of Fate look like freakin' Citizen Kane.
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2012/12/29 21:37:03
Subject: Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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 azazel the cat wrote:timetowaste85 wrote:What I don't get is how Spider-Man 3 made their list of the top ten worst movies of all time. It was bad, (emo, dancing Parker and forgiving Sandman for killing his uncle/helping kill his best friend), but there are FAR worse movies out there. Anybody remember Dragon Wars? That was 100x worse than Spider-Man 3. Worse than the first Twilight movie even (saw it on a date, made fun of it the entire movie). I haven't talked to a single person who didn't want to put a bullet in their own brain after watching that pile of trash. If you happened to like Dragon Wars, and I offended you, I'm sorry-please jump into a piranha tank.
D-Wars did not have anywhere near the budget that Spiderman 3 did, nor did it have any expectations to live up to. And D-Wars did not have James Franco appear as Poochie...I mean New Goblin, the totally x-treme snowboarding lightsaber ninja.
Thing is, the RiffTrax lists tend to be far more pedestrian in their selections than MST3K was. And for what it's worth, Deathbed: The Bed That Eats makes Manos: The Hands of Fate look like freakin' Citizen Kane.
I'd still be very much in favor of anyone who liked D-Wars to jump into a piranha tank. Would be an awesome show.
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
Due to work, I can usually only ship any sales or trades out on Saturday morning. Please trade/purchase with this in mind. |
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2012/12/29 23:59:25
Subject: Re:Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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There's way worse movies than this.
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2012/12/30 00:20:27
Subject: Twilight voted by MST3K crew as worst movie of all time and gets the treatment
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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I think the title they presented is a bit misleading, as it really is the Worst Movie We've Done a Rifftrax For That You Voted On. The list of films were only from films that have a Rifftrax done for it, it was voted on by fans, not picked by the guys. I think it was chosen becuase it is considered one of the better Rifftrax, as well generating a lot of choler overall in a segment of filmgoers who probably would be into Rifftrax enough to vote on something like this.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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