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I'll leave it to this article from "Metal Sucks" . . .
http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/12/13/former-attack-attack-bassist-john-holgado-is-the-stupidest-human-being-ever/

I don't know who Attack Attack is. I've heard the name, but I don't think I've heard to music.

But.... Wow. Wow. Did their bass player eat lead paint chips for lunch every day for his entire life? Several of the comments had me laughing so hard I think I may have injured myself, though.


EDIT: ooooh, wait, I have heard some of their music. Was not impressed.

My favourite part is the end when he signs off and says:
"also im not a homosexual [sic]"

Yeah, the music's pretty damn bad. It sounds like what you'd make if you get some autotune, death metal CDs and musicians who have played their instruments for about 2 hours.

Having read all of that, I'm not sure who I feel bad for: the bassist, the editor, the puppy, me.

That was hilarious, thank you.