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Longtime Dakkanaut






Cheltenham, UK

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/terrorism-appealing-to-nerds-2013022260640

Just for fun.

R.

   
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Damn! I watch Red Dwarf... I thought I was one of the cool kids :(
   
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Australia

Wow... I think if I don't think I have ever been that offended by a news article before.

 Fafnir wrote:
Oh, I certainly vote with my dollar, but the problem is that that is not enough. The problem with the 'vote with your dollar' response is that it doesn't take into account why we're not buying the product. I want to enjoy 40k enough to buy back in. It was my introduction to traditional games, and there was a time when I enjoyed it very much. I want to buy 40k, but Gamesworkshop is doing their very best to push me away, and simply not buying their product won't tell them that.
 
   
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UK

 jonolikespie wrote:
Wow... I think if I don't think I have ever been that offended by a news article before.


I hope that's sarcasm...

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Brisbane

I just assumed this was a UK equivalent of the Onion...is it actually serious?

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Australia

 motyak wrote:
I just assumed this was a UK equivalent of the Onion...is it actually serious?


Must be.. British humour is weird.

 Fafnir wrote:
Oh, I certainly vote with my dollar, but the problem is that that is not enough. The problem with the 'vote with your dollar' response is that it doesn't take into account why we're not buying the product. I want to enjoy 40k enough to buy back in. It was my introduction to traditional games, and there was a time when I enjoyed it very much. I want to buy 40k, but Gamesworkshop is doing their very best to push me away, and simply not buying their product won't tell them that.
 
   
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Brighton, UK

The daily mash is a comedy site in the UK...

Like the onion etc...



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And I for one found it hilarious

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Longtime Dakkanaut






Cheltenham, UK

For those not following UK news, it's referring to a trio of would-be terrorists recently convicted who were basically your stereotypical fat, socially awkward nerds except that thruout particular field of interest, instead ofbeing pop culture, was Islamic fundamentalism.

R.

   
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Quote from the site:

A government spokesman said: “We’re definitely seeing a connection between having terrorist aspirations and being a portly science obsessive who’s less than brilliant with girls.


heh heh heh.

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Also, how does one apply to be a member of the Ultramodrines? Are harsh trials involved, ones that would test my faith as a wargamer and resolve as a geek?

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R'lyeh

Hmm, guess the plumbing truck thats been parked across the street for the last three months makes sense...

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 Hive Fleet Lazarus wrote:
Hmm, guess the plumbing truck thats been parked across the street for the last three months makes sense...


Oh no! The Dakka terrorist cell's cover has been blown. And after I spent a fortune on that custom bomb carrier from Battle Foam. I stuffed the sides with bits of old sprue so that when it explodes, I will finally have found a use for the stuff!
   
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Western Kentucky

That article gave me a much needed laugh, thanks for posting that.

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West Melbourne

i can imagine how many buthurt messages the editor of that magazine would have received that week

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Cheltenham, UK

I expect they make him/her laugh.

R.

   
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The Mash frequently prints GW and gaming related stories.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/looters-return-stuff-to-games-workshop-201108124191

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/game-of-thrones-is-fantasy-gateway-drug-201111044505

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/girls-celebrate-anniversary-of-warhammer-40000-201203145006

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/warhammer-more-than-just-a-hobby-says-miliband-2012052127935

These stories are always very funny, but a bit too well informed. There is clearly a closet player on the Mash staff.

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UK

Muahahaha, I like gamng, red dwarf *and* ponies!

Maximum nerd-cred!
   
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Kent, UK

These are brilliant! Thanks for posting!

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Beast Coast

You mean this isn't a serious news article?


   
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Florida

Well done.

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= Epic First Post.
 
   
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australia

i remember planning a campaign for several weeks and my mother found it and was worried i was going to do something silly - explained to her it's a game - then asked for money to buy a devilfish.. she said '' make sure it's not a real one ok!''

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Western Kentucky

The girls celebrate the 25th anniversary of warhammer one almost caused me to choke on a glass of tea.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/girls-celebrate-anniversary-of-warhammer-40000-201203145006

“A lot of people say this, but there’s something about Warhammer games that just resonates with my vagina."- Emma Bradford.

I like this site. You brits are alright.

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preston

Reads this and was initially offended and then realised it was a joke. Promptly LOLed my arse off in the middle of class.

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For example last week I confronted the moral complexities associated with weapons of mass destruction when I used a siege catapult on some elves.


This is made me laugh so much!
   
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 scarletsquig wrote:
Muahahaha, I like gaming, red dwarf *and* ponies!

Maximum nerd-cred!


Terrorist!

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Western Kentucky

 Easy E wrote:
 scarletsquig wrote:
Muahahaha, I like gaming, red dwarf *and* ponies!

Maximum nerd-cred!


Terrorist!

it all makes sense now...

'I've played Guard for years, and the best piece of advice is to always utilize the Guard's best special rule: "we roll more dice than you" ' - stormleader

"Sector Imperialis: 25mm and 40mm Round Bases (40+20) 26€ (Including 32 skulls for basing) " GW design philosophy in a nutshell  
   
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United Kingdom

If this article is being serious...

...

...

WTH, man?
   
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Cheltenham, UK

It isn't. Can I please make that clear for those who may not have realized, but the Daily Mash is a satirical news site.

R.

   
 
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