Oi you gitz, I'm da boss 'ere and yoose got a rare opportunity to get on my good side by 'elpin me arrange my boyz for maximum krumpin'
Da Dakka [405]
>Big Mek w/
KFF
>30 Shoota boyz w/ big shoota
>3 Kans, with a big shoota, grotzooka and rokkit launcha
Da WAAAGH [310]
>Warphead
>29 slugga boyz and a
PK/
BP Nob
Da Wheelz [500pts]
>Battlewagon w/ Deff Rolla, Kannon, Riggers
>19 Slugga boyz and
PK/
BP Nob
>11 'ard Sluggas and
PK/
BP Nob in a Trukk
Da Rokkits [285pts]
>5 Deffkoptas w/
TL Rokkits
>1 Deffkopta w/
TL Rokkits (a "Green Baron"
Da WAAAGH runs up da field ready fer krumpin, wit dat weirdboy doing all his crazy shenanigans that make dem all ded killy. Da Dakka follows da WAAAGH to give a little forcefield cover and little coverin' fire, den gets stuck in at da right moment. Da Wheelz and Da Rokkits go up da sides all sneaky like, and da lucky boyz inside get a cushy ride to da fight without all dat bothersum walkin while dem crazy gits in da koptas blow the snog outta a few tanks
So wat ya think? Blessed by Gork AND Mork right?
Oh yeah, we'se not lookin to win, just fer a good fight, so no need to get all super-kompetidive on us - if we dun kill 'em all, dere'll be more to fight later!
Deres also a few other gitz that want in on da fight, but I need *someone* to guard da loot back at da base...
[Other models that can be incorporated]
>Ghazghull
>PK Warboss
>Snikrot and Slugga Kommandos
>15 Nobz with assorted but largely rubbish weapons and a painboy
>Another 30 odd Slugga boyz
>A dozen or so big shoota boyz
>Three more deff koptas, two with bigS and one with
TL rokkits
>Burna Bomba with 6 rokkits and a bomb
>we're also pretty liberal with counts-as... Kans could be dredds and stuff like that