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2013/03/10 13:01:06
Subject: Your last words
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Fixture of Dakka
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Hey,
Here's a simple game; what would your last words be?
To begin with:
"Of course I'm a nuclear physicist. Don't you trust me?"
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant? |
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2013/03/10 13:14:35
Subject: Your last words
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
Cornwall UK
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"Watch this".
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Many and varied forces in progress according to waxing & waning whims.
I may never finish an army in my life. |
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2013/03/10 13:33:52
Subject: Your last words
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Nasty Nob
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"It kinda looks like a...weapon"
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2013/03/10 13:47:15
Subject: Your last words
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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'F*ck this, I'm leaving'
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2013/03/10 14:08:34
Subject: Your last words
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Terrifying Doombull
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For the Emperor I give my life
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2013/03/10 14:34:14
Subject: Your last words
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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"COME AND HAVE A GO IF YA THINK YA HARD ENOUGH!"
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2013/03/10 18:12:27
Subject: Your last words
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Unfortunate.
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2013/03/10 18:14:44
Subject: Your last words
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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"Yeah, if that's a real gun then I'm a goddamn T-Rex."
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This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. |
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2013/03/10 18:18:50
Subject: Your last words
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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"What's the worst that could happen?"
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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2013/03/10 19:38:01
Subject: Your last words
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/03/10 22:20:19
Subject: Re:Your last words
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/03/10 22:21:09
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2013/03/10 22:21:08
Subject: Your last words
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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"Forevermore."
Will confuse the feth out of anyone around me.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2013/03/10 23:18:39
Subject: Your last words
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Feth this charge
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Fire Fire fixes everything |
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2013/03/11 14:16:45
Subject: Your last words
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Fireknife Shas'el
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HEY YA'LL WATCH THIS!!!
This phrase is the cause of at least 60% of all hospital visit in America.
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8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2013/03/11 14:24:35
Subject: Your last words
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Executing Exarch
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...I know I'm dying...there's something you should know...lean closer...closer than that...did you know this disease is infectious?
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives. |
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2013/03/11 15:06:14
Subject: Your last words
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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"I wonder what this big red button does?"
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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2013/03/11 15:07:39
Subject: Your last words
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Executing Exarch
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My personal favourite cliche last words.
"I think we lost them"
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives. |
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2013/03/11 15:15:07
Subject: Your last words
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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"watch out for snipers? nah...."
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2000pts IG. ( based on fallout US Army)
3000pts XIIth Legiones Astartes 8th Assault Company. (Pre heresy)
never in the field of human conflict, has so much been fired at so many, by so few.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Please leave your message after the tone...
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2013/03/11 17:20:27
Subject: Your last words
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
Cornwall UK
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PredaKhaine wrote:...I know I'm dying...there's something you should know...lean closer...closer than that...did you know this disease is infectious?
Posthumous awesome points would be scored here
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Many and varied forces in progress according to waxing & waning whims.
I may never finish an army in my life. |
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2013/03/11 17:35:57
Subject: Re:Your last words
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
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"I'll be back."
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2013/03/11 19:36:42
Subject: Your last words
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Lethal Lhamean
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They couldn't hit barn doors from this range!
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2013/03/12 08:44:55
Subject: Your last words
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Executing Exarch
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Major General John Sedgwick wrote:
They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.
http://www.phrases.org.uk/quotes/last-words/john-sedgwick.html
Terry Kath Rock musician of the band Chicago, died January 23, 1978 wrote:
"Don't worry, it's not loaded."
Morant, Lt. Henry H. "Breaker" Edwin Henry Murrant 1864-1902 Australian Anglo-Boer War soldier and poet - To the firing squad that executed him. wrote:
"Shoot straight, you b*****ds! Don't make a mess of it!"
http://www.mapping.com/words.shtml
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/03/12 08:57:47
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives. |
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2013/03/12 19:11:23
Subject: Your last words
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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'Did we win?'
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2013/03/12 20:13:11
Subject: Your last words
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Hey Brother Sergeant! Bet you 40 credits i can fly this thunderhawk through the planetary governors dining chambers.
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2000pts IG. ( based on fallout US Army)
3000pts XIIth Legiones Astartes 8th Assault Company. (Pre heresy)
never in the field of human conflict, has so much been fired at so many, by so few.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Please leave your message after the tone...
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2013/03/12 20:22:26
Subject: Your last words
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
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Hmmmm...
Hard choice between:
"You only live once."
OR
"Yes it is alot of fireworks, but think what it would look like setting them all off at once with a flame thrower!"
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A revolution is an idea which has found its bayonets.
Napoleon Bonaparte |
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2013/03/12 20:24:44
Subject: Re:Your last words
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Ahhh... Nothing like taking a leak behind a giant bulbous green tree trunk that's got tank armour nailed to it!
**GERROF MY LEG! WAAAGH!!!!**
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2013/03/12 21:27:44
Subject: Your last words
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Lethal Lhamean
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"These Eldar guns are literally driving me up the wall"
"Actually serg, I have to point out that that's an incorrect use of the word 'literally'- "
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2013/03/13 00:52:35
Subject: Your last words
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Is this thing dead?
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/03/13 01:30:01
Subject: Your last words
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
Ohio
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LOOK AT THIS CUTE LITTLE THING!!!!
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The Black Hand
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2013/03/13 07:12:47
Subject: Re:Your last words
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Five days and no orks! It's almost like we weren't actually deployed to armageddon!
-Sgt Jackhammer just before being eaten by a Tyranid ripper swarm on Calth.
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