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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Does he bite?

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"You know how I always told you that I hated you and you always said someday you'd change my mind?
Lean closer, look me in the eye, I'm being totally serious now. when I say "I've spent so much time with you over the years, you've stuck with me through thick and thin, you've helped me so much that I've come to regard you as.....someone I still hate."

 Blacksails wrote:

Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
 
   
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I think that's the last of them..."

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You could have someones eye out with that!

 Blacksails wrote:

Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
 
   
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Basel, Switzerland

Either "MEDIC!" if I am fully aware of an enemy, or "I wonder whats in this cave." if I would act like I act in RPG's

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 Blacksails wrote:

Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
 
   
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Northern California

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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Lo there do I see my father.
Lo there do I see my mothers and my sisters and my brothers.
Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.
Lo they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them.
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Oh, I suppose I can have one more then, they are wafer thin.

 Blacksails wrote:

Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
 
   
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Bullets wont stop them!

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
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My favourite last words ever:

"Megatron, is that you?"

 Blacksails wrote:

Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Me: "Now I am become Death, destroyer of worlds!"

*Blam*

Commissar: "HERESY!"
   
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Kanto

Nah, of course it's not poisoned!

What do you mean I shouldn't trust him?

   
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

I cant miss at this range.

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UK

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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

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My last words will be a whisper to my youngest granchild. I will tell him of a lost treasure of our line. Where to find the clues to it and how vast the treasure is.
When he finally makes it deep into the Catacomps in eastern europe he will find a coffin.
It will have a MLP:FIM dvd and will say "Yes, this is it"

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Hefnaheim

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
My last words will be a whisper to my youngest granchild. I will tell him of a lost treasure of our line. Where to find the clues to it and how vast the treasure is.
When he finally makes it deep into the Catacomps in eastern europe he will find a coffin.
It will have a MLP:FIM dvd and will say "Yes, this is it"


Fail epic fail then.
   
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UK

"I know! Let's play Monopoly!"

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness

"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
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No it's ok, lets split up.

You go check the haunted amusement arcade, I'll check the old disused factory.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/03/21 08:39:58


 Blacksails wrote:

Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
 
   
Made in us
Member of the Ethereal Council






 Trondheim wrote:
 hotsauceman1 wrote:
My last words will be a whisper to my youngest granchild. I will tell him of a lost treasure of our line. Where to find the clues to it and how vast the treasure is.
When he finally makes it deep into the Catacomps in eastern europe he will find a coffin.
It will have a MLP:FIM dvd and will say "Yes, this is it"


Fail epic fail then.

What should i put in it.
I was think a white dwarf aswell. This is meant to be a troll for my grandchild.

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 hotsauceman1 wrote:
 Trondheim wrote:
 hotsauceman1 wrote:
My last words will be a whisper to my youngest granchild. I will tell him of a lost treasure of our line. Where to find the clues to it and how vast the treasure is.
When he finally makes it deep into the Catacomps in eastern europe he will find a coffin.
It will have a MLP:FIM dvd and will say "Yes, this is it"


Fail epic fail then.

What should i put in it.
I was think a white dwarf aswell. This is meant to be a troll for my grandchild.


I think it's fine as is.

As long as you don't like your grandchild

Edit:which raises the point, what if they really like MLP? would you have time to get off your deathbed, swap it for something else and get back before they noticed?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/03/21 15:57:57


 Blacksails wrote:

Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
 
   
 
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