Orks are too silly to be taken seriously in 40K... WHAT?!?!

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**illuknisaa**

Dem stoopid oomies iz skared 'cause oomies iz pink and squishy. Orks iz green and green iz best!

**illuknisaa**

Corporal_Reznov wrote:
illuknisaa wrote:
Dem stoopid oomies iz skared 'cause oomies iz pink and squishy. Orks iz green and green iz best!
Tau fans were saying what the OP is talking about, you dolt.

Oi! me readz good and proppa. You want to taste me killkannon!?!

**illuknisaa**

Furyou Miko wrote:
Interestingly, to whoever said that Orks should never have survived natural selection, they didn't.

The Orks as we know them were created by the Old Ones (we think - the Orks just call them the Brain Boyz) out of an extinct race known as the Krork. We don't know why the Krork died out. Maybe they just didn't have the psychic thing down that lets the Orks form Waaghs and use teknology, but the Brain Boyz fixed that.

Who said krork was extinct? As far as we know krork is just older dialect of orks.

Orks prefer to kill each other over other races and they are the most dominant race in the galaxy if that doesn't prove orks truly are the best then I don't know what will.

**illuknisaa**

Bobthehero wrote:
Tau > Orks

By a large margin

War of Dakka

/tau

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Void__Dragon wrote:
I'm not really disputing Ork endurance.

Mostly their physical strength and fighting skill.

Prove those.

It takes about 20 years to make a marine.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Creation_of_a_Space_Marine#Selection

Ghazzy was 6 years old when he owned a planet.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Ghazghkull_Mag_Uruk_Thraka#.UU9CGlfLu5U

This is ghazzy when he is 8-10 years old
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/9/98/Ghazghkull_vs_Yarrick.jpg

Basic choppas are huge lumps of solid steel while chainsword of the asartes is a toothpick in comparizon.