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2013/04/06 15:06:23
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Again, place yourself in your avatar's shoes, and imagine going to bed only to find the avatar of the previous poster in your bed. What would you do/say?
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/04/06 15:23:51
Subject: Re:The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Preacher of the Emperor
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I might be ok with this. What gender even is that?
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:If 40K has Future Rifles, and Future Tanks, and Future Artillery, and Future Airplanes and Future Grenades and Future Bombs, then contextually Future Swords seem somewhat questionable to use, since it means crossing Future Open Space to get Future Shot At.
Polonius wrote:I categorically reject any statement that there is such a thing as too much boob.
Coolyo294 wrote:Short answer: No.
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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2013/04/06 16:41:39
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Fixture of Dakka
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I LIKE TRAINS
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/04/06 16:43:29
BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/04/06 17:02:08
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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I say old chap, brace yourself, we're in for a jolly good time say what!
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 Flesh Eaters 4,500 points
" I will constantly have those in my head telling me how lazy and ugly and whorish I am. You sir, are a true friend " - KingCracker
"Nah, I'm just way too lazy to stand up so I keep sitting and paint" - Sigur
"I think the NMM technique with metals is just MNMM. Same sound I make while eating a good pizza" - Whalemusic360 |
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2013/04/06 18:13:18
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Lady of the Lake
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Nightmares. 
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2013/04/06 18:15:15
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Fixture of Dakka
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Do you like trains?
/terrible innuendo
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/04/07 01:00:17
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Hmmm...this is certainly unusual.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/04/07 01:03:33
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Bow chickia bow wow
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2013/04/07 02:27:39
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Another blonde? How unexpected.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/04/07 03:41:06
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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There had better be tea in that cup.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2013/04/07 03:50:05
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Master Tormentor
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Eh, had worse looking primates.
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2013/04/07 04:03:53
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Nigel Stillman
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Hitler in a dress I think?
Eh, least I'll have one over on Cannerus.
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2013/04/07 04:18:21
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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"Go on a blind date!" They said. "It'll be fun!" They said.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2013/04/07 04:20:41
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Nigel Stillman
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Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!
Wait... is that a work of shakespeare you've just written?
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2013/04/07 05:03:03
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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(draws sword)
Destroy, Tiburon.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/04/07 06:23:53
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Lady of the Lake
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I can see your thoughts.
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2013/04/07 07:03:09
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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That headdress is most intriguing.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/04/07 14:04:49
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Well hello there.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2013/04/07 14:27:33
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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So your my new roommate...damn delivery company is taking its bloody time with that second bed.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/04/07 15:49:31
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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I can share a bed .
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2013/04/07 20:35:47
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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*Hears Chime*
"Cleaning sequence initiated. Suction Module Engaged"
*Immediately regrets eating in bed last night.*
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2013/04/07 20:48:03
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Fixture of Dakka
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Why is contemporary urban art climbing into my bed?
Why hasn't it got trains?
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/04/07 21:12:45
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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I say old chap, would you like some cheese? I do believe I have plenty.
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What I have
 ~4100
 ~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2013/04/07 21:18:54
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Terrifying Doombull
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"In the name of Mandalore who are you, and how did you get into my bed?"
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2013/04/07 21:36:43
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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I, uh...well, why have I got a symbol in my bed?! This makes very little sense.
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2013/04/07 21:47:10
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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OH god there are so many of you! Get away from me you jobless peeps! I know the emperor is dead! But get out of my house!
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2013/04/07 22:08:19
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
Cornwall UK
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Oh, well.... erm... always room for one more, right?
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Many and varied forces in progress according to waxing & waning whims.
I may never finish an army in my life. |
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2013/04/07 22:35:45
Subject: Re:The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Flying spaghetti god...naked man...I've been expecting you! 
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/04/07 22:45:17
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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ARRRGHTSGRFAARGBRTHRYT!
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2013/04/08 01:13:39
Subject: The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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I'm sharing the bed with all of you.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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