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We all know how ridiculous some of things in imperial guard rules are, so im asking for people to put their ideas of ridiculous rules in. Ill start it off. From the imperial infantrymans uplifiting primer, if you try to commit suicide you get shot! come on the guardsman is only trying to get himself killed :/

SITNW For guardsmen blobs. Because honestly, there's more guardsmen than penal legionaries out there. And because in the grim darkness of the far future.... You will not be missed

Simply:
"Join the Imperial Guard or die!"
then you die.
It's stupid, you're going to die if you join or not, so feth it, I'm going to move to the Tau Empire.