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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

 H.B.M.C. wrote:
Now all we need to do is bring religion into this some how. Hmm... ah-hah!

"If baby Jesus had a gun, you wouldn't abort him!"

There.


Relgion? Check.

Abortion? Check.

Gun Control? Check.

Boom! Trifecta Bumper Sticker.

Shall we go for Superfecta and add Godwin's Law?

"If Baby Jesus had been born around 1920 with a gun, he would not have been aborted and would have been old enough to assassinate Hitler with it before his invasion of France!"


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 azazel the cat wrote:
RatBot wrote:If one of these criminal fetuses was convicted of 1st degree murder and sentenced to death, would that be an abortion or an execution?

I believe the State of Texas would then carry out the sentence of abortion on the fetus. The fetus obviously doesn't have the mental competencies to understand it all, but that's never stopped a Texas execution before.


I'm a Republican that grew up in Louisiana and lived in Texas for the last 15 years, so let me chime in.


My Pro-Gun sides says that all fetuses should be allowed the right to a gun.
My Anti-Crime side says that all criminal fetuses convicted of murder should be killed.
My Fiscal Conservatism tells me that profiling fetuses that have convicted crimes is a waste of tax payer money.
My religious upbringing tells me that this is what happens when you have out of wedlock pregnancies. No couple should be allowed to couple before wedlock.
My small government side says that welfare has led to the entitlement of babies, making them more prone to rash actions before birth, like murder.
My Louisiana education tells me that you can become pregnant from kissing, so if kissing abstinence was taught in schools, we would have fewer babies that would become criminals.
Finally, my adopted Texan side says that our recently repealed "needed killing" laws were adequate. Perhaps some of these fetuses went after people that "needed killing".

I'm going to take a nap now. Too much conflict for one day!

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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

 Albatross wrote:
Wait, this guy's been elected to public office?! Holy sh...

What is going ON over there?


He's from the 36th Congressional District, which includes Jasper and Tyler Texas, where my Ex-Wife's family comes from....

I'll let Gene Wilder sum up my thoughts on this area!


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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

I believe that he was born in the US, but what would happen if it was proved that he wasn't?

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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

What is this thread about, again? Is this thread about guns, dumb politicians, abortions, wieners dogs with troll faces?
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

Why Canada, Frazz? Australia has miles of topless beaches. Canada has cold, ice, and hockey. feth that!
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

Local level: Can the guy/gal find his/her ass with both hands? Freaking genius. Vote cast.
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
I'd settle for one or both hands on a national level. The ignorant feth heads we have now couldn't do the job with a plasma cutter and a map.


We should give them Plasma Cutters and a map! That would clear up some seats...
 
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