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and a tiger eats a monkey

My DI in boot camp used to call us recruits black mambas if he thought we were sneaking around/up to no good. "I am going to slay you sneaky snake black mambas like a mongoose! On your face and push till your arms come off" (for the full effect add profanity every other word)

LOL we claimed "Cockroaches"

Rodney the Shanker, is a fat snake serial killer. He's credited with four and a maybe. I found him last week in the back yard gnawing contentedly on a dead rattlesnake, so I can't confirm it was him.

Wow. That monkey didn't stand a chance! Haha.