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It was then that the 8th company of the Ultramarines struck down an entire WAAAAGGH 30'000 strong. It was there that Marneus Calgar instantly split the skulls of 5 thou + orks by muttering under his breat 'Mat Ward'. But Warboss MacraggeMyMahCRACK launched a Kunnin counter attack. 50 ork bombers quickly destroyed 2 StormRavens using 'Kamikaze' techniques... But it wasn't enough an Ultramarines Scout squad under the direction of Tellion quickly dispatched 50 or so Orks and then retreated into a Metal Bawkse... The Warboss, with his jaw on the ground stared in the distance... An ominous and gloomy mist seeped over the bloody and green foothills of Scren... And there he was, Marneus Calgar himself... The Warboss raised his Big Choppa and rallied the remaining 32 into 4 trucks.

And they set off... Besieged on all sides by devastators, sternguard veterans and scouts only 2 trukkz made it... One veered off and exploded and the other stood to a halt... For an unknown reason the thin bullet riddled tarp was opened and out jumped 10 storm boys of which all somehow quickly dispatched all of The remaining Space marine forces but were killed by a terminator who rose from the dead and then killed the remaining orks then died...

Which conveniently allowed Mat Ward to have a 1 v 1 between the Warboss and the OverPowered ridiculously milked idea that Ultramarines are the coolest and best leader called Marneus... The Warboss charged and his Choppa got stuck on a shoulder plate. Marneus Calgar then back flipped defying every law of physics possible and spirit bombed The Warboss. The Warboss, startled. Tried to climb back up and when he finally lifted himself to his feet he was greeted by a troll-faced Marneus Calgar, who was looking very proud of himself who then shouted FUS... RO-DAH! To which the Warboss replied whilst flying through the atmosphere "we're blasting off again"...

The Warboss will always be remembered. For it was in he's bravery and courage that we see the heresy that is, was and will always be, Matthew Ward.

Yours truly, CloudRider
- it's been honour my green skinned kin, but it appears I'm late for a war - R.I.P Warboss MAHCRACK

Why, just why.

This...this is just plain wrong

Go home Cloud you are drunk.