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Being new to the hobby, I decided to read through some of the vanilla space marines codex, and it inspired me to come up with the following joke:

An Ultramarine, Space Wolf, Dark Angel and a Tyranid Hive Fleet enter a bar.

The Ultramarine kills the Hive Fleet and the other two marines suck his dick.

The End.

Thanks for reading and I'd appreciate any feedback as I plan on telling this joke to lots of people so I want it to be as good as possible.

Aaand for your first post... you failed to read the terms of posting and you called for a bad joke.. *golfclap*

You came here just to be a bad troll?

Bad troll or best troll?

At this point it's have to tell as he has vanished like a comedic thief