So, a few years ago, when I was just starting my chaos army, I asked dakka about
how to make a model look scary. I noticed that as I started making the models, the ones I liked best were the ones that were a little less psychotic, and a little bit more classy.
I've realised, over those last few years, that I was going about it slightly wrong before. The best bad guys aren't just the ones that are creepy, or scary, or filled with mindless malice. Fear is a good start, but that's really not enough.
No, the best villains aren't the ones you fear, I've come to learn, they're the ones you envy.
They're the ones that you're afraid of, but deep down, you wish you could get away with being. They have the money, they have the power, they have the respect. They can do what they want, when they want, for whatever reason they want. The fact that they use it for evil, whether selfishly or, worse, selflessly just makes it that much worse.
For example, Heath Leger may have put up a good performance as the Joker, but let's all be honest, here. The best bad guy of all time is this guy:
It's not just that he more or less runs the galaxy. It's not just that he has his own fleets of star destroyers. It's not just he has basically infinite coffers of power and respect. It's that if you so much as think of disrespect him or fail to do exactly what he wants, he is going to take out his lightsabre and, being the best swordsman in the galaxy, instantly hack you to pieces where you stand without a moment's thought or effort.
Actually, no, he's not even going to do that, he's just going to point at you and be a melon-fething sorcerer until you choke to death.
Just think of what you could do with even a fraction of that.
Anyways, while inspiring creepy fear was going to be difficult, I was wondering if it's possible to take the next step. Is it possible for a
40k mini to inspire that intangible sense of awed, jealous envy. Like, you look down at your army, and think it looks pretty cool, and then you look across the table and, like seeing a gold-plated Benz rolling up next to you at the stop light, stare on in sulking admiration, knowing that no matter what you do in life, you will never, really, have a piece of that.
Thinking of how to display that kind of ostentatious wealth and power has seemed a little tricky to me, and I'm actually having a rather difficult time coming up with examples of
40k minis that I've seen.
I mean, some very rough exemples I can find in a few minutes of searching are...
But that's all a little bland, even for what I'm looking for.
So I wanted to put this out for advice. I was wondering if anybody had seen a classy
40k army, or even if people could post images of the kind of bling they'd find obnoxious while secretly coveting. You know, something like...
... you know, I just realised that it's possible to get 440 square inches of 24 karat gold leaf for just $10. I could just have gold-plated marines... or a gold-plated land raider...