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Made in se
Nasty Nob





'Ere an dere

while

idolator wrote:That Nob is carrying a big honking gun that happens to have two barrels. You could call it a twin-linked shoota if you want, you could also call it Susan.


My Eldar Blog

THE DARK CITY, A Dark Eldar Dedicated Forum! 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

singing

   
Made in gb
Grey Knight Purgator firing around corners






Eminem


 
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

.

Crazy



 
   
Made in gb
Grey Knight Purgator firing around corners






Hobos


 
   
Made in se
Nasty Nob





'Ere an dere

enjoyed

idolator wrote:That Nob is carrying a big honking gun that happens to have two barrels. You could call it a twin-linked shoota if you want, you could also call it Susan.


My Eldar Blog

THE DARK CITY, A Dark Eldar Dedicated Forum! 
   
Made in us
Trustworthy Shas'vre





Mt. Gretna, PA

trash

 Goliath wrote:
 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:
What kind of drugs do you have to be on to see Hitler in your teapot?
Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

while
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

we

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

rub
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

Cheesecat

   
Made in se
Nasty Nob





'Ere an dere

sadisticly.

idolator wrote:That Nob is carrying a big honking gun that happens to have two barrels. You could call it a twin-linked shoota if you want, you could also call it Susan.


My Eldar Blog

THE DARK CITY, A Dark Eldar Dedicated Forum! 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

sausages

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in se
Nasty Nob





'Ere an dere

dance

idolator wrote:That Nob is carrying a big honking gun that happens to have two barrels. You could call it a twin-linked shoota if you want, you could also call it Susan.


My Eldar Blog

THE DARK CITY, A Dark Eldar Dedicated Forum! 
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

gayly

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/09/08 13:01:18




 
   
Made in au
Regular Dakkanaut




on

purplefood wrote:It's an army of a hellish dystopian state where they are forced to fight some of the most terrifying creatures mankind has ever seen, in the name of a god-emperor that might not even be alive, under commanders that do not care whether they live or die... what do you think? But hey laser guns!
 
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

Tectonic.



 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





(new sentence)

Coc0loc0
   
Made in us
Trustworthy Shas'vre





Mt. Gretna, PA

is

 Goliath wrote:
 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:
What kind of drugs do you have to be on to see Hitler in your teapot?
Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

The

   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

lord-almighty



 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

turded

   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





yet
   
Made in gb
Grey Knight Purgator firing around corners






he


 
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

whistled



 
   
Made in gb
Grey Knight Purgator firing around corners






Slowly.


 
   
Made in se
Nasty Nob





'Ere an dere

However,

idolator wrote:That Nob is carrying a big honking gun that happens to have two barrels. You could call it a twin-linked shoota if you want, you could also call it Susan.


My Eldar Blog

THE DARK CITY, A Dark Eldar Dedicated Forum! 
   
Made in us
Trustworthy Shas'vre





Mt. Gretna, PA

whosoever

 Goliath wrote:
 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:
What kind of drugs do you have to be on to see Hitler in your teapot?
Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
 
   
Made in se
Nasty Nob





'Ere an dere

hooted

idolator wrote:That Nob is carrying a big honking gun that happens to have two barrels. You could call it a twin-linked shoota if you want, you could also call it Susan.


My Eldar Blog

THE DARK CITY, A Dark Eldar Dedicated Forum! 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

therefore

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
 
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