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2013/08/11 03:51:39
Subject: Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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So being that most of you are over the age of 2 you probably know of the show "My Little Pony" and its entirely male following the "Brony." What is this show exactly... well it is a T.V. show designed and marketed for little girls in their childhood and preteen years. Then why do so many guys (not deserving the title of men) watch this show. Well that is a question for a bigger debate I am here for a more condensed topic and that is why Warhammer 40k is the polar opposites of this and that nobody that watches said kids show should honestly be able to call themselves a fan of this war game. Lets take a look at warhammer 40k first. What is it... "The GRIM DARK FUTURE." Grim= Adjective Forbidding or uninviting (of humor) Lacking genuine levity; mirthless; black. Not barn yard rainbow time with these splashes of pain were expose to call ponies. Dark= Adjective: The absence of light in a place. Now look at any scene in the show and try to apply this word. Future Adjective= At a later time; going or likely to happen or exist. Didn't think I had one for this did you? Wrong. Several million years in the future were are the horses... oh wait their mounted buy the men of the Imperial Guard and slammed into the flank in terrain so rough mechanized units cant travel. Now that sounds like a great place for a inbreed rainbow Equus ferus don't it? In case you actually took a second to think no it is not a great place for a inbreed rainbow Equus ferus AKA our ponies in question. Take this to thought and give me your thoughts please and thank you fellow war gamers.
Yours Truly
Beating a Dead Horse
P.S
Till it cries blood in Inquisitions cleansing
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/08/11 03:59:31
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2013/08/11 03:57:24
Subject: Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Please, continue.
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2013/08/11 03:59:39
Subject: Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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I've got popcorn.
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2013/08/11 04:02:50
Subject: Re:Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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we got a lot of dem bronies on this forum. This will attract a lot of hate before being deleted. There will be blood!!!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/08/11 04:03:10
Finally found my quote from a gym buddy born and raised in South Korea:
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
"It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." |
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2013/08/11 04:04:35
Subject: Re:Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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hehehehehehe...
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2013/08/11 04:05:59
Subject: Re:Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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To the Barricades!!! The Bronies are here!
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2013/08/11 04:08:03
Subject: Re:Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You know for some reason I don't think they have much of a chance against the 8foot tall, 2 ton superhumans, with blatant racism, and full auto grenade launchers.
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Finally found my quote from a gym buddy born and raised in South Korea:
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
"It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." |
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2013/08/11 04:08:13
Subject: Re:Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Waste of plastic
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2013/08/11 04:09:54
Subject: Re:Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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 ThePrimordial wrote:
You know for some reason I don't think they have much of a chance against the 8foot tall, 2 ton superhumans, with blatant racism, and full auto grenade launchers.
Friendship is their shield. Love and Tolerance are their weapons. 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/08/11 04:10:05
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2013/08/11 04:10:07
Subject: Re:Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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That plastic could be used in making a prosthetic arm for a disabled person. Too bad its been tainted.
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Finally found my quote from a gym buddy born and raised in South Korea:
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
"It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." |
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2013/08/11 04:13:28
Subject: Re:Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Horse meat with mustard sauce:
Recipe ingredients
1 1/2 lb. (675 g) lean ground or cubes horse meat
1 Tbsp. (15 mL) Irresistibles extra virgin olive oil*
Sauce
2 Tbsp. (30 mL) Irresistibles extra virgin olive oil*
1 cup (250 mL) tomato sauce*
1 Tbsp. (15 mL) brown sugar* or liquid honey*
1 Tbsp. (15 mL) mustard*
1 Tbsp. (15 mL) Worcestershire sauce
1 medium onion, thinly sliced
Salt and pepper to taste
Preparation
In a pan, sauté the horse meat in oil.
Drain the meat and throw out the cooking fat. Put the meat back in the pan.
In a glass bowl, mix all the sauce ingredients. Pour into the pan over the meat.
Cover and simmer for 1 hour.
Serve with pasta and sprinkle with parmesan or peccorino cheese.
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2013/08/11 04:16:45
Subject: Re:Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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ThePrimordial wrote:
That plastic could be used in making a prosthetic arm for a disabled person. Too bad its been tainted.
Those fiends!
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2013/08/11 04:21:23
Subject: Re:Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I don't know what's going on in this thread.
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2013/08/11 04:27:32
Subject: Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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2013/08/11 04:31:08
Subject: Re:Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Outta here.
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2013/08/11 04:37:11
Subject: Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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Fortress of Solitude
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Well that degenerated pretty fast...
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2013/08/11 04:38:11
Subject: Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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Powerful Orc Big'Un
Somewhere in the steamy jungles of the south...
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This thread makes my head hurt...
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2013/08/11 04:40:25
Subject: Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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Have an:
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2013/08/11 04:42:25
Subject: Re:Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You must choose:
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2013/08/11 04:43:39
Subject: Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets
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I do love a good brony troll...
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2013/08/11 04:45:59
Subject: Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Houston, Texas
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Don't we all.
Where's the hate? I expected at least a couple bodies by this point.
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Finally found my quote from a gym buddy born and raised in South Korea:
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
"It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." |
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2013/08/11 04:46:07
Subject: Ponies are the polar opposite of Warhammer!
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[DCM]
Sentient OverBear
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...aaaaaand we're done here.
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