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2013/09/20 21:32:40
Subject: Which primarch had the best hair
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Flashy Flashgitz
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With male pattern baldness being a prevalent side-effect of space marine gene-seed, I think it is clear that in order to find the best, purest gene-seed we must find the primarch with the best hair.
Let's make this a poll, because it's so awesome
Lion El'Jonson
Leman Russ
Ferrus Manus
Fulgrim
Vulkan
Rogal Dorn (Whoa a non-bald non-hippy!)
Roboute Guilliman (Is he from Jersey? He looks like a relative of FC hairgel.)
Magnus the Red (Warning gingervitus can lead to heresy)
Sanguinius
Perturabo
Mortarion (I think the witch doctor from beetlejuice got a hold of this guy)
Lorgar
Jaghatai Khan
Konrad Curze
Angron (Anyone noticing the overwhelming number of bald evil primarchs?)
Corvus Corax(Konrad Curze called, he wants his hairstyle back)
Alpharius/Omegon (Yet more evil baldies, coincidence?)
Horus
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2013/09/20 21:35:08
Subject: Which primarch had the best hair
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Which one had that wicked awesome mullet? He gets my vote.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2013/09/20 22:45:45
Subject: Which primarch had the best hair
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Death-Dealing Ultramarine Devastator
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Hmm well they do talk about Fulgrims hair a lot, though he is already showing signs of aging as it's white...
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2013/09/20 23:35:27
Subject: Which primarch had the best hair
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Angron had cabling. Cabling over hair. It's science.
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2013/09/21 00:30:42
Subject: Re:Which primarch had the best hair
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Pulsating Possessed Space Marine of Slaanesh
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Sanguinus had some pretty luscious locks, IIRC.
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 CSM/Daemon Party
 The Spiky Grot Legion
 The Heavily-Ignored Pedro and Friends
In the grim darkness of the 41st Millenium, there are no indicators. |
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2013/09/21 00:37:38
Subject: Re:Which primarch had the best hair
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Major
Fortress of Solitude
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 Zed wrote:Sanguinus had some pretty luscious locks, IIRC.
Indeed.
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Celesticon 2013 Warhammer 40k Tournament- Best General
Sydney August 2014 Warhammer 40k Tournament-Best General |
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2013/09/21 00:43:53
Subject: Which primarch had the best hair
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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I don't know...the beard on the Khan or Russ is pretty awesome.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2013/09/21 01:16:06
Subject: Which primarch had the best hair
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Please, Magnus has a luxurious fiery mane that puts Lion'el and Sanguinius to shame.
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2013/09/21 01:27:35
Subject: Which primarch had the best hair
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Major
Fortress of Solitude
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 LoneLictor wrote:Please, Magnus has a luxurious fiery mane that puts Lion' el and Sanguinius to shame.
Thems fightin' words.
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Celesticon 2013 Warhammer 40k Tournament- Best General
Sydney August 2014 Warhammer 40k Tournament-Best General |
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2013/09/21 01:29:05
Subject: Which primarch had the best hair
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Pulsating Possessed Space Marine of Slaanesh
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LoneLictor wrote:Please, Magnus has a luxurious fiery mane that puts Lion' el and Sanguinius to shame.
Does that make him a ginger? No wonder the Emperor didn't trust him... 
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CSM/Daemon Party
The Spiky Grot Legion
The Heavily-Ignored Pedro and Friends
In the grim darkness of the 41st Millenium, there are no indicators. |
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2013/09/21 01:30:22
Subject: Which primarch had the best hair
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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 Happyjew wrote:I don't know...the beard on the Khan or Russ is pretty awesome.
Leman Russ is clean-shaven actually.
Automatically Appended Next Post: LoneLictor wrote:Please, Magnus has a luxurious fiery mane that puts Lion' el and Sanguinius to shame.
Ironically, his mane is far more leonine than the Lion's. I guess that is just another reason Magnus' brothers are mad jelly of him.
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2013/09/21 01:57:53
Subject: Re:Which primarch had the best hair
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Flashy Flashgitz
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So what happened, is the first sign of the gene-seed weakening astartes pattern baldness? All the primarchs have luxurious long hair, and all the space marines in the 41st millenium are bald.
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2013/09/21 01:58:44
Subject: Which primarch had the best hair
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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Not all the Primarchs.
Ferrus Manus was bald, as was Horus. Dorn's hair was short, for another loyalist example. Guilliman's too.
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2013/09/21 02:03:29
Subject: Re:Which primarch had the best hair
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Pulsating Possessed Space Marine of Slaanesh
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Maybe effective hair-care products were lost to the warp during the Horus Heresy.
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CSM/Daemon Party
The Spiky Grot Legion
The Heavily-Ignored Pedro and Friends
In the grim darkness of the 41st Millenium, there are no indicators. |
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2013/09/21 02:05:35
Subject: Re:Which primarch had the best hair
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Flashy Flashgitz
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Rogaine, one of the many forgotten secrets from the dark age of technology!
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2013/09/21 02:46:01
Subject: Which primarch had the best hair
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
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I feel pics should be included for consideration
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RoperPG wrote:Blimey, it's very salty in here...
Any more vegans want to put forth their opinions on bacon?
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2013/09/21 03:31:01
Subject: Re:Which primarch had the best hair
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Hellish Haemonculus
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Fulgrim. Fabio in power armor.
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2013/09/21 04:12:47
Subject: Which primarch had the best hair
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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Not anymore!
Now, if the FW team sculpts Rogal Dorn without a moustache, I'm quitting 40k. Word.
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War does not determine who is right - only who is left. |
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2013/09/21 04:29:11
Subject: Which primarch had the best hair
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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Glad to see another good Primarch model.
I was scared out of my mind when I saw the ugly abomination that is Fulgrim.
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2013/09/21 04:35:02
Subject: Re:Which primarch had the best hair
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Flashy Flashgitz
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Now with pictures, and a poll!
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2013/09/21 05:22:43
Subject: Which primarch had the best hair
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Hellish Haemonculus
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 Agent_Tremolo wrote:
Not anymore!
Now, if the FW team sculpts Rogal Dorn without a moustache, I'm quitting 40k. Word.
Ugh. Is that seriously the FW Ferrus Manus?
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2013/09/21 05:31:39
Subject: Which primarch had the best hair
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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What is wrong with it?
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2013/09/21 07:17:42
Subject: Re:Which primarch had the best hair
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Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
Arkansas, US
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Ohh, I would so love to vote in this poll but unfortunately my vote doesn't appear to be on the ballot 
Honestly though, Corax. His wings on his jump pack make up for his lack of style he does to his hair. I mean really though, if it was any bigger it'd get caught in the intakes and lead to...... problems 
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I play games for the thrill that it gives me to crush my enemies after executing a faultless plan that required skill, cunning, and strategic brilliance to accomplish, as well as the drive to learn from my mistakes and better improve my skills as a commander of men when I fail my mission.
 This, is why I play Imperial Guard. |
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2013/09/21 08:37:42
Subject: Re:Which primarch had the best hair
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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So is Sanguinius hair blond or black? I’m asking this because he seems to switch between the two every now and again.
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 amanita wrote:So dare I ask what happens if he farts? Could it blow the seals on the lower portion of his armor? Or is a space marine's system immune to such mundane fluctuations of bodily conduct?
 Moktor wrote:No one should be complaining about this codex. It gave regular Eldar a much needed buff by allowing us to drop Fire Dragons and D-Scythe Wraithguard wherever we want, without scatter. Without this, I almost lost a game once. It was scary. I almost took to buying fixed dice to ensure it never happened again.
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2013/09/21 08:52:18
Subject: Which primarch had the best hair
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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Sanguinius is something of a foppish dandy, and changes his hair color every few months or so.
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2013/09/21 08:56:55
Subject: Re:Which primarch had the best hair
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Tea-Kettle of Blood
Adelaide, South Australia
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I'm finding it difficult to decide between Magnus and Sephiroth Fulgrim.
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 Ailaros wrote:You know what really bugs me? When my opponent, before they show up at the FLGS smears themselves in peanut butter and then makes blood sacrifices to Ashterai by slitting the throat of three male chickens and then smears the spatter pattern into the peanut butter to engrave sacred symbols into their chest and upper arms.
I have a peanut allergy. It's really inconsiderate.
"Long ago in a distant land, I, M'kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!" |
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2013/09/21 14:16:11
Subject: Re:Which primarch had the best hair
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Been Around the Block
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Fulgrim and Sanguinius clearly have the best hair, but it's almost certain Fulgrim took much better care of his. He'd be in the shampoo adverts of M31 for sure.
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2013/09/21 18:14:09
Subject: Which primarch had the best hair
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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 Void__Dragon wrote:Glad to see another good Primarch model.
I was scared out of my mind when I saw the ugly abomination that is Fulgrim.
Yeah...
He's lacking, well. Something.
I think its his face that kills it. Automatically Appended Next Post: Agent_Tremolo wrote:
Not anymore!
Now, if the FW team sculpts Rogal Dorn without a moustache, I'm quitting 40k. Word.
Yo dawg I heard you liked Servo Arms
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/09/21 19:24:54
Subject: Re:Which primarch had the best hair
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Who's Corvex?
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2013/09/21 19:42:35
Subject: Re:Which primarch had the best hair
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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None of the above. The Primarch who had the best hair, his name is unknown, His Legion has been stricken from Imperial records. All that remains is a picture of him:
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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