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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/28 01:01:41
Subject: What is He doing right now?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Assume for a second that we are in the same timeline as the 40k universe:
What is the Emperor doing right now?
I think he is the head of a charity for suffering children. Instead of helping the children, he takes the money to fund his research, and the children as lab rats.
Or maybe he is masquerading as Mr. Obama.
What do you think?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/28 01:04:16
Subject: What is He doing right now?
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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He's taking a crap. Getting ready for an eternity on the golden throne.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/28 02:27:29
Subject: What is He doing right now?
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
London, UK
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Replying to a thread on Dakka
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/28 05:04:16
Subject: What is He doing right now?
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Dakka Veteran
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Is he not dead and now worshipped as a god by all marines and bye all humans
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/28 05:04:44
Subject: What is He doing right now?
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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It's a Friday night, he's probably living it up.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/28 05:13:35
Subject: What is He doing right now?
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Brainy Zoanthrope
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Is this a troll topic?
He is hanging out with Guillman and Calgar, the two most perfect and superior Space Marines of all time that will ever exist EVER.
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He's still being kept 'living' from the sacrifice of thousands of lives a day while his Empire tears itself apart.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/28 05:20:25
Subject: What is He doing right now?
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
Massachusetts
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darthnatus wrote:Is this a troll topic?
He is hanging out with Guillman and Calgar, the two most perfect and superior Space Marines of all time that will ever exist EVER.
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He's still being kept 'living' from the sacrifice of thousands of lives a day while his Empire tears itself apart.
No, he's referring to the fact that based on the Emperor's history he had already been alive for roughly 10,000 years by 2013AD. So what is he doing right now in our own time?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/28 05:33:38
Subject: What is He doing right now?
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Death-Dealing Devastator
Salem Oregon
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Shaking his head at the silly ways humans are finding to wipe each other out. Deciding to one day fix it all.
Oh and eating a big mac....cause well who likes royales with cheese anyway?
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Its a game, have fun. If you arent for some reason...find a new one. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/28 05:42:46
Subject: What is He doing right now?
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Brainy Zoanthrope
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Orblivion wrote: darthnatus wrote:Is this a troll topic?
He is hanging out with Guillman and Calgar, the two most perfect and superior Space Marines of all time that will ever exist EVER.
OR
He's still being kept 'living' from the sacrifice of thousands of lives a day while his Empire tears itself apart.
No, he's referring to the fact that based on the Emperor's history he had already been alive for roughly 10,000 years by 2013AD. So what is he doing right now in our own time?
Sorry must've misread, so in that case:
I imagine he's trying to find his next apprentice for world domination (ex. Hitler, Genghis Khan, and Stalin, his greatest failure)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/28 06:38:14
Subject: What is He doing right now?
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Fixture of Dakka
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I think that's enough.
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Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? |
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