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I know there are always threads of this type, but I can only find old ones, and I don't want to post in a dead thread. But I found this quote to be too funny IMHO not to share.

Was a 2vs2 game of Eldar/Tau vs SM/Orks. SM and Ork player were talking about strategy

SM: So how do you want to play this?

Ork: I'm going to drive everything straight and attack at what ever is closest in front of me.

SM: Oh, so your playing Orks tactically?


Every game in the room stopped due to everyone laughing.

One i jacked off some website "you can't spell TAUNT without TAU"

Anytime someone at our store refers to killing models as "making little fellas go to sleep" always cracks me up.

The loud, exasperated yells of "For sake!" or "Why won't it ing die!" that crop up from a table once every few weeks at the club are usually good for a laugh.

I was at WHW. Someone in the far corner (its a big gaming hall) found a rule he didn't like.

All the room heard was "WWAAAAARRRRRDDDDD!" shouted as loud as he could.

I laughed for a good while

occured at the start of my opponents turn. He played CSM/Daemons iirc.

Me: Do you have anything with "it will not die"?
Him: Nope all already dead.

Gave us a laugh after thinking about it