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So I recently got two of my coworkers into WHFB, and they've started up a Dwarfs and an O&G army. I'm playing TK. We've taken to some goofy smack talk in e-mails while we're at work, usually just a picture with no words. So far the winner is one of theirs for my poor TK that got blasted last turn:



Keeping in mind this is 100% in good fun, what would you guys toss out?

Same pot, but on the top shelf.

I like that. Was also thinking a green-colored steak to season.

Because Skeletor. I don't think additional reasons are required.
But maybe plastering the names of your foes on the downed Man-At-Arms and the tied up wench in the left top corner would make for comical relief.

Win. Will try and photoshop faces on for bonus points.