Hello, all.
I have been a fan of
WH40k for several years now. I do not have an army, and have no plans to get one (at least partly because I have no one to play against), but I have an enormous amount of spare time on my hands, and enjoy the conceptual challenge of writing fiction/fluff for a universe like Warhammer
40k. You will probably never see me comment more than once or twice (ever) on the rules threads, but keep a sharp lookout for additional stories, fluff, and whatnot.
The first of these fluff pieces can be found here:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/561244.page#6219080.
I dare you to keep a straight face all the way through.