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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 14:05:01
Subject: We need to have the French run the news networks in the US.
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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Seriously. I'm tired of stuffy suits.
(video in the link)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/10465935/French-weathergirl-stuns-viewers-with-nude-report.html
French weathergirl delivers forecast naked as forfeit as France qualify for World Cup
French weathergirl Doria Tillier has presented the forecast naked to celebrate France's qualification for the World Cup
A weather presenter in France has delivered the forecast naked after having promised viewers that if France qualified for the World Cup she would strip off.
Doria Tillier, 27, a former model, made the pledge on Canal + television before Tuesday night’s match against Ukraine.
“I promise you that if we qualify tonight for the World Cup, I vow – here, in front of the whole of France – that I will tomorrow do my forecast naked,” she said.
And Miss Tillier remained true to her word – much to the delight of the 151,000 people who had signed up to the Facebook group titled “For Doria Tillier to keep her word.”
“Surprise us and keep your word for France,” the group urged. “We are counting on you.”
As the scoreline swung in France’s favour, she realised she would have to keep her word, tweeting: “Damn ... 2-0 to France. I’m getting stressed.”
France eventually won 3-0, 3-2 on aggregate, sending them to Brazil next summer.
The millions of French who tuned in to watch Miss Tillier honour her forfeit may have been somewhat disappointed. Rather than take her clothes off close up, she stripped off in a field and ran across the grass whooping and jumping – with the camera situated on top of a hill, a safe distance away. The weather was shown on a split-screen.
She also chose her location with care, filming in the village of Poil, near Dijon – “à poil” is the French for naked.
Antoine de Caunes, presenter of Le Grand Journal – the show which features Miss Tillier’s forecast – had to present the show in English as his forfeit for France’s victory.
“Some of you will see us as patriots, some of you will see us as idiots,” said Mr de Caunes. “Frankly I don’t ------- care. France have qualified.”
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 14:22:07
Subject: We need to have the French run the news networks in the US.
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Given the uproar about one nipple or a bit of grinding at the superbowl I suspect that this kind of thing would make the US sensors heads explode (This may be a good thing).
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insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 14:26:21
Subject: We need to have the French run the news networks in the US.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Vive le France!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 14:35:52
Subject: We need to have the French run the news networks in the US.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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What a titillating story.
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DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 14:40:11
Subject: We need to have the French run the news networks in the US.
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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Cameras that far away...is it possible to tell if she's partially Brazilian as well? I'm in public and can't rightly check. Don't wanna offend other Americans at gratuitously awesome nudity.
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 15:06:05
Subject: We need to have the French run the news networks in the US.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Dundee, Scotland/Dharahn, Saudi Arabia
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Well the US is a bit funny about nudity.
A few years ago my Wife went on a trip to New York.
She was staying in a youth hostel, sharing with Two Americans, a Dutch girl and a couple of Germans.
The American girls totally freaked out about the clothing habits of the Europeans.
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If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it. item 87, skippys list
DC:70S+++G+++M+++B+++I++Pw40k86/f#-D+++++A++++/cWD86R+++++T(D)DM++ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/22 15:26:38
Subject: We need to have the French run the news networks in the US.
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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If some of our weather reporters threaten to strip off its a good excuse to miss penalties, not that the England lot need much encouragement.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/23 00:17:52
Subject: We need to have the French run the news networks in the US.
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Zealous Sin-Eater
Montreal
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Ah, what a gorgeous woman!
And with a sense of humour too!
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[...] for conflict is the great teacher, and pain, the perfect educator. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/23 15:31:53
Subject: We need to have the French run the news networks in the US.
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Hallowed Canoness
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Looks a bit nippy out where she was.
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/24 00:47:26
Subject: We need to have the French run the news networks in the US.
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Nurgle Veteran Marine with the Flu
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If that happened in the UK angry letters would be written by parents concerned that their kid just saw a nude woman on TV.
Us Brits like our news dry and humorless!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/24 01:31:32
Subject: Re:We need to have the French run the news networks in the US.
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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Her hooting and hollering was actually the best part.
In other news, the US media has taken note and the gauntlet has been thrown down! If the Ravens win the Super Bowl, Sam Donaldson has promised to report on it naked.
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lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/24 05:36:26
Subject: We need to have the French run the news networks in the US.
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Zealous Sin-Eater
Montreal
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MetalOxide wrote:If that happened in the UK angry letters would be written by parents concerned that their kid just saw a nude woman on TV.
In Spain or in Italy, she would've gone through with it, and probably would've done a striptease.
Somehow, I prefer that she made a joke out of it.
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[...] for conflict is the great teacher, and pain, the perfect educator. |
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