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So, after stalking eBay like a.....well stalky thing, I've acquired a nice amount of Orks to play with my friends (roughly about 1500 points worth in total). And I've cobbled together the briefest of fluffy bits for my greenskins. This is my first army (EVER), so be gentle :-

Some silly humy turnz up and tells me an da boyz thatz we needz to stop wit da plunderin. I shot him after he talkz for a longz time and hurtz my head. Instead of dying like most humies are good at, he glowed all goldy like and left in a blue box. In honour of this ard to kill humy, we stole da namez of the thingz he talked bout. Now we’re searching planets for this humy to kill im again, good n propa. Until we find him and getz im to teach us his trickz, we’ll bash some skullz. Waaaaaaaaagh!

I've named a few of my figures in honour of this too :-

Warboss - Da Master
Big Mek with Kustom Force Field - Dok Who
Converted Weirdboy - Thirteen
Deffkopta squadron - Da Tardiez

And I've named the army - Da Bad Wolfz

What do you think?