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2013/12/06 07:54:34
Subject: The best story over the last weekend
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Apparently a theater in Florida messed up and accidentally/hilariously put the Red Band (Explicit) trailer for Mr. Sunshine's (Lars Von Trier) five hour porn Nymph()maniac on the Disney film Frozen. That had to be an uncomfortable, and unexpected, two and half minutes of breasts, buttocks, and semen that no one was expecting. Really, in the end, what parent doesn't want their five your old to see The Beef having explicit sex on the big screen?
Chaos reigns indeed.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2013/12/06 07:58:25
Subject: Re:The best story over the last weekend
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Imperial Admiral
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I'm not sure that's all that hilarious.
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2013/12/06 08:00:41
Subject: The best story over the last weekend
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. ~ Mel Brooks
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2013/12/06 08:02:41
Subject: The best story over the last weekend
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Many kids soon realized that Frozen was bs and wanted them to put it back on
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"So, do please come along when we're promoting something new and need photos for the facebook page or to send to our regional manager, do please engage in our gaming when we're pushing something specific hard and need to get the little kiddies drifting past to want to come in an see what all the fuss is about. But otherwise, stay the feth out, you smelly, antisocial bastards, because we're scared you are going to say something that goes against our mantra of absolute devotion to the corporate motherland and we actually perceive any of you who've been gaming more than a year to be a hostile entity as you've been exposed to the internet and 'dangerous ideas'. " - MeanGreenStompa
"Then someone mentions Infinity and everyone ignores it because no one really plays it." - nkelsch
FREEDOM!!! - d-usa |
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2013/12/06 08:08:28
Subject: The best story over the last weekend
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Not as Good as a Minion
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Sounds like my friends who took their daughter to see [forgot which movie, but some kiddy one that was out recently], but got directed to the Counsellor. Following that first scene, they realised they were in the completely wrong place and left.
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I wish I had time for all the game systems I own, let alone want to own... |
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2013/12/06 08:24:00
Subject: The best story over the last weekend
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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For what it's worth, there's an error in the article.
will use digital trickery and body doubles to portray its famous stars having sex.
The digital trickery will be used for everything that's illegal. The rest of the stuff is supposed to be real.
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...I've been following this movie for a while...
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2013/12/06 10:16:53
Subject: The best story over the last weekend
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Kind of reminds me of Tyler Durden's prank of inserting single frames of porn into cartoons at the cinema. But this takes it to a whole new level.
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"And if we've learnt anything over the past 1000 mile retreat it's that Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanisation!" |
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2013/12/06 10:30:13
Subject: Re:The best story over the last weekend
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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I bet the best part of that trip was the ride home after. "Mom, Billy keeps making O-faces at me!"
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 lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
 Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
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2013/12/06 10:39:23
Subject: Re:The best story over the last weekend
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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AMC Cinema hotline wrote: I'm sorry, your booking for Frozen cannot be taken at the moment due to unprecedented demand for tickets by Dads sudden wanting to take their kids to the cinema. Please bare with us
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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2013/12/06 11:35:17
Subject: The best story over the last weekend
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Jovial Junkatrukk Driver
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Talk of epic failures...
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motyak wrote:[...] Yes, the mods are illuminati, and yakface, lego and dakka dakka itself are the 3 points of the triangle.
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2013/12/06 14:59:45
Subject: The best story over the last weekend
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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At least you step up and admit it 
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2013/12/06 15:35:10
Subject: The best story over the last weekend
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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Years ago when the first Pokemon movie came out my friend went to go see it with his siblings. Apparently Scary Movie was accidentally played for the first few minutes.
All the kids got extra promo pokemon cards that came with the tickets though 
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2013/12/06 15:37:07
Subject: Re:The best story over the last weekend
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Executing Exarch
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 notprop wrote:AMC Cinema hotline wrote: I'm sorry, your booking for Frozen cannot be taken at the moment due to unprecedented demand for tickets by Dads sudden wanting to take their kids to the cinema. Please bare with us
That got better the second time I read it - 'please bare with us' indeed 
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/12/06 16:41:05
Subject: The best story over the last weekend
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Battlefield Tourist
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Sounds like the kids viewing experience was improved.
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2013/12/06 17:07:40
Subject: The best story over the last weekend
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Reminds me of when I tried to takw my nephews who where under ten to "The Conjouring" but their mother said no. Then there was several Red Band Trailors and im thinking "Dodged a bullet there"
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2013/12/06 19:46:59
Subject: Re:The best story over the last weekend
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Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot
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notprop wrote:AMC Cinema hotline wrote: I'm sorry, your booking for Frozen cannot be taken at the moment due to unprecedented demand for tickets by Dads sudden wanting to take their kids to the cinema. Please bare with us
Bare... hah. You got me.
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