First you must do the dry cleaning of the ENTIRE of Dakka town.
Second you must streak across a sports field of your choice during live television.
Third and finally, despite the odds and all that oppose you, you must get me a Big Mac.
On a serious note, Dakka Dimensional Clash I always looking for new members, with the idea being that your characters are whisked through out the multiverse of media at the behest of transdimensonal beings to stop space locusts eating reality. Sounds fun doesn't it?
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