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aahhhh

you mean that kingsize bed that was in that big impressive chamber with "chapter master-do not disturb" on the door....
the kingsize bed that is now lying were my bedroll once was.....

as it is everyone needs to choose 1 speciality for their ship:

Weapons

Ship

Engines

Crew

just ONE speciality though.

WEAPONS!!!!! GIVE ME WEAPONS!!!!! MY SHIP HAS THE BEST GUN - THE NOVA CANNON - AND IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER!!!!! IN SPACE, NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry about that, I got a little excited.

Just like me when I heard when I got a dirty muddy bedroll.

Can I have a CRASSUS ASSAULT VEHICLE?!

Hehehheh. Been tyhinking about the ASSAULT TRANSPORT to buy it..

thenoobbomb wrote:Just like me when I heard when I got a dirty muddy bedroll.

oops......I take it im on latrine duty for the month.....

okay everyone listen up.
NEW SHIP
its the Khantonian 1st exploratory/liberation battle group.
as its my homeworld they were very happy to assighn them to me.
so far we have:

1 Mars class battlecruiser-the Vindictive Strike
-commander ollie-speciality-weapons
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer
-weapons officer
-flight officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

1 Tyrant class cruiser-the Creed of Death
-commander Harkker Gillius
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer
-weapons officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

1 Gothic class cruiser-the Furys Lance
-commander Petraes 'The Emperors Hammer' Goon
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer
-weapons officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

1 Strike cruiser-the Hells Fury[flagship].
-fleet commander Jacob "Goth Boy"
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer
-weapons officer
-flight officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

1 Black ops cobra class frigate-Shadow Hunter
-Captian-
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer
-weapons officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

what do you think?


ALL ships come with seats.
swively seats.
with those little wheels.
and supa-smooth freshley waxed laminate flooring.
and the little wheels have the And they shall know no friction rule
oh and the commander has a special grav chair.
And yes... they CAN be dreadnought size.

Heres your incentive to join.

New ship

Are we killing soon ?

A stealth ship? BOOH-YAH!!!!!

FuryTheBerserker wrote:Are we killing soon ?

Maybe.

]Klaxons wail[
]a dark figure in red and black power armour steps from the shadows[

Sir-an orkoid fleet has enterd the system!

I am mobilising the fleet!

]steps into shadows and vanishs[

The Vindictive Strike stands ready.

For Mars and Terra, our Nova Cannon shall send the Orks into the abyss from whence they came. We shall fall upon them with the fury of Angron, the grace of Sanguinius, the speed of Jaghatai Khan and the strength of Vulkan. The Orks do not stand a chance.

FOR THE EMPEROR!!

Ill ask supremeoverlord if he is interested in a game. In a week or two (holiday)

Sorry, I just got a bit emotional. Adele 'Fire to the Rain' - really sets you off!

+++Report+++
+++authority "Jacob"+++
+++code alpha gamma+++
+++mission log+++

The orks got the initative and thus the first turn.
1 killkroozer 5 varying escorts and 2 brute rams.
the entire ork fleet swept forward out of the nebulae but were out of range

our cruisers advanced in a line whilst the shadow hunter swept around the flank.
Brother Ollie scored the first and most devestating hit of the battle landing a direct hit on the Killkroozers flank and practicaly annialating it.
(it was at this point that i rolled a "6" for the amount of hits caused by the nova cannon. with only 1 sheild the Kroozer took 5 hits crippling it(it had 10 before Ollie) and scored an extra 3 criticals 1 engine 1 hull breach and 1 bulkhead collapse led to it being reduced to 1 hit point as well as taking out all its arment)
This was followed up with both the Furys lance and the Creed of Death launching their torpedoes and the shadow Hunter launching a flanking salvo of torps.
As this was going on the Vindictive Strike launched 4 bomber wings whilst the Hells Fury launched 2 assault boat squadrons.

The orks tried to boost through the torps but lost 2 escorts whilst doing so whilst the Kroozer barley managed to swing onto a new heading to avoid the incoming salvo.
the remaining ships opend fire but did nothing.
Our bombers reached the escorts and destroyed 2 more of them leaving only 1 savage left But leaving 2 squadrons killed by the orks turrets.

I gave the order and our fleet swung to present broadsides whilst the Shadow hunter moved to extract the vital disk from the Kroozer.
The Hells Fury smashed the Kroozer reducing it to a near wreck whilst the savage ship somhow survived the Creed of Deaths broadside although 1 of the Brutes was anialated by the furys Lance.
The Shadow Hunter boarded the wrecked Kroozer and retrieved the sacred disck before setting plasma charges and leaving it as a burning wreck.

The last surviving Brute rammed the Furys Lance and damaged the starboard aft lance turret but was destroyed in the process whilst the savage rammed the Creed of Death but mearly smashed itself on the armoured hull.

The orks were anialated to a mushroom.

Commendations: Brother Captain Ollie and his crew for almost evisicrating the Kroozer early on and securing our victory.

Well done

Why wasn't i included in the rooster update.....

Asherian Command wrote:Why wasn't i included in the rooster update.....

sos my bad. will amend.

okay everyone listen up.
NEW SHIP
its the Khantonian 1st exploratory/liberation battle group.
as its my homeworld they were very happy to assighn them to me.
so far we have:

1 Mars class battlecruiser-the Vindictive Strike
-commander ollie-speciality-weapons
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer
-weapons officer
-flight officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

1 Tyrant class cruiser-the Creed of Death
-commander Harkker Gillius
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer
-weapons officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

1 Gothic class cruiser-the Furys Lance
-commander Petraes 'The Emperors Hammer' Goon
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer
-weapons officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

1 Strike cruiser-the Hells Fury[flagship].
-fleet commander Jacob "Goth Boy"
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer-3rd officer Noremac
-weapons officer
-flight officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

1 Black ops cobra class frigate-Shadow Hunter
-Captian-
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer
-weapons officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

what do you think?


ALL ships come with seats.
swively seats.
with those little wheels.
and supa-smooth freshley waxed laminate flooring.
and the little wheels have the And they shall know no friction rule
oh and the commander has a special grav chair.
And yes... they CAN be dreadnought size.

Heres your incentive to join.

We actually officialy have 2 armies =D
The fleet, by MOO
And the ground army, by me ^^

Well, I DID send the Orks back into the abyss from whence they came, and WITH the strength of Vulkan and the fury of Angron - I'd say I did my job. I'll get those bombers some rewards! First round of grog's on me tonight!

We need pictures!!

You may stay in the comfort zone for 10 minutes now!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH - HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

Uh...what's the comfort zone?

The normal zone has nothing except for bedrolls. The comfort zone has a kings sized bed, various gaming consoles, a plasma tv, a harem and more stuff.

Do the gaming consoles have Halo: Reach and Space Marine? Is the harem large?

I need these things!!

Slaanesh help me, I need them!

Please note: This outburst does not reflect my true allegiance. I am a true Knight of Blood.

I love Halo Reach, so yes, I want Space Marine, so yes, and the harem is small for me (around 100 of them, all sizes, colors + stuff)

The crew of the Shadow Hunter should be allowed some extra R&R..... They did rescue the sacred disk.

Heres some Chalupas for sam.... he performed well