Two Word Story

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**JamesGang**

Wears pantyhose

**snurl**

, there will

**JamesGang**

Be fornication

**snurl**

down below

**KaptinBadrukk**

Calgar's waist.

**snurl**

Immediatly afterwards,

**JamesGang**

Showers and

**KaptinBadrukk**

Thunderstorms soaked

**JamesGang**

Badrukk's mom's

**snurl**

clean laundry.

**JamesGang**

She groaned

**alabamaheretic**

settled and

**JamesGang**

Played cards.

**alabamaheretic**

To her

**KaptinBadrukk**

Nice Husband.

**snurl**

Then, the

**JamesGang**

Window opened

**snurl**

by itself

**KaptinBadrukk**

And Calgar

**JamesGang**

*ninja'd*

Was shocked

**KaptinBadrukk**

............................

**snurl**

A poltergeist

**JamesGang**

Floated through

**KaptinBadrukk**

And Calgar

**JamesGang**

Smile wryly

**KaptinBadrukk**

And punched

**KaptinBadrukk**

the poltergeist.

**snurl**

But then,

**KaptinBadrukk**

Calgar died.

**Sgt_Smudge**

The Ultramarines