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2014/01/07 18:57:23
Subject: Comedy Marine.
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Masculine Male Wych
Newcastle Upon Tyne
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I found this website on the intranet which was quite funny all though some jokes were just weird its pretty good.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Comedy_Marines#Jokes
MOD note :
yes, much of this is a 4chan site so bits might be NWS so be aware.
Reds8n
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This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2014/01/07 19:14:39
Flames of war- USSR and UAR
x wing- customs= imperial rampant destroyer and tie geist and tie phantom.
proper models= x wing 5 the fighters 2 interceptors 2 bombers rebel transport y wing 3 b wings and tantive IV |
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2014/01/07 19:25:25
Subject: Comedy Marine.
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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That page is where humour goes to die.
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"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."
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2014/01/07 19:27:53
Subject: Comedy Marine.
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
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Read all of the link, think this is the best one:
Brother, I must share with you my experience of this morning.
> I am prepared to hear, Brother
I have been training an acolyte in close combat. Three days ago I gave him a chainsword and ordered him to slay one hundred xenos scum. At the end of the day, he had slain only ninety.
> I presume you had him purged at once?
Nay, Brother, for this acolyte was from a planet known for the stupidity of its inhabitants. So, the second day I offered him another chance, and he slew only ninety-nine foul xenos scum.
> So then you purged him?
Nay, Brother, for when a sword is poorly tempered, do you blame the sword or the smith? I realized I had not properly trained the acolyte, so I took him to the battlefield myself. Facing the xenos horde, I drew my chainsword, flicked it on - and the acolyte turned to me and said "Emperor on Earth, what is that noise?!"
> MY GUFFAWS ARE AS THE THUNDER OF A THOUSAND EARTHSHAKERS
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A revolution is an idea which has found its bayonets.
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2014/01/07 21:23:43
Subject: Comedy Marine.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Give it a try, some of them are very darn good  (and yes, some of them are damn bad)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/01/07 21:27:11
"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! These are the truths of this world! Surrender to these truths, you pigs in human clothing!" - Satsuki Kiryuin, Kill la Kill |
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2014/01/08 00:17:31
Subject: Comedy Marine.
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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No, some were once good. How you tell a joke is as important as the joke itself, and the people who wrote these chose to smother their jokes to the point they became anti-jokes, like the garbage you find in Christmas crackers.
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"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."
-C.S. Lewis |
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2014/01/08 00:22:11
Subject: Re:Comedy Marine.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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I've always been a fan of Bash.org. Some nice IRC humor in there for the nerds
Edit: An excerpt
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE feth UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
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"Then someone mentions Infinity and everyone ignores it because no one really plays it." - nkelsch
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2014/01/08 00:32:42
Subject: Comedy Marine.
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Lieutenant Colonel
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How many guardsmen does it take to paint a lemen Russ in the the imperium of man?
depends on how hard you thow them
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2014/01/08 07:59:53
Subject: Comedy Marine.
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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I'm surprised they didn't post "the" joke.
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2014/01/08 10:31:49
Subject: Re:Comedy Marine.
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:I've always been a fan of Bash.org. Some nice IRC humor in there for the nerds
Edit: An excerpt
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE feth UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
<subHero> Help! i just got my penis stuck in my cdrom!!1
<johndoe92> grab a kleenex and hit 'eject'
#259 +(595)- [X]
Automatically Appended Next Post: #306 +(1077)- [X]
<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2014/01/08 10:43:17
Subject: Comedy Marine.
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Lady of the Lake
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 AlexHolker wrote:
No, some were once good. How you tell a joke is as important as the joke itself, and the people who wrote these chose to smother their jokes to the point they became anti-jokes, like the garbage you find in Christmas crackers.
They should hand out awards to whoever writes out the christmas cracker jokes, it's quite an achievement to write them and not die in the process.
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2014/01/08 13:02:10
Subject: Comedy Marine.
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Terrifying Treeman
The Fallen Realm of Umbar
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If you are thinking of the one I am, amen.
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DT:90-S++G++M++B+IPw40k07+D+A+++/cWD-R+T(T)DM+
Horst wrote:This is how trolling happens. A few cheeky posts are made. Then they get more insulting. Eventually, we revert to our primal animal state, hurling feces at each other while shreeking with glee.
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2014/01/08 13:14:05
Subject: Comedy Marine.
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Old Sourpuss
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Is that the one about a space marine of a certain color?
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DR:80+S++G+M+B+I+Pwmhd11#++D++A++++/sWD-R++++T(S)DM+
 
Ask me about Brushfire or Endless: Fantasy Tactics |
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2014/01/09 23:58:35
Subject: Re:Comedy Marine.
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
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These are great! I'll be sure to share them with my Wargaming Club!
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"We are the Red Sorcerers of Prospero, damned in the eyes of our fellows, and this is to be how our story ends, in betrayal and bloodshed. No...you may find it nobler to suffer your fate, but I will take arms against it." -Ahzek Ahriman
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2014/01/10 21:19:52
Subject: Re:Comedy Marine.
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Masculine Male Wych
Newcastle Upon Tyne
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Flames of war- USSR and UAR
x wing- customs= imperial rampant destroyer and tie geist and tie phantom.
proper models= x wing 5 the fighters 2 interceptors 2 bombers rebel transport y wing 3 b wings and tantive IV |
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2014/01/10 21:23:55
Subject: Comedy Marine.
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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I'm assuming so. Now we must not speak of it further, lest it be told once again.
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2014/01/10 23:54:31
Subject: Comedy Marine.
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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 DA's Forever wrote:
I'm assuming so. Now we must not speak of it further, lest it be told once again.
Not THE Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White Bike?
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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