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According to 1d4chan's Ork Klan Creation Tables my Orks are;

1. A propa' Klan
2. Like da color Green (da Orkiest)
3. Had a lejundery Warboss who krumped loads o' 'umies
4. Believe Gork an' Mork are both good
5. Not dat much boyz left
6. "Allies" with ovva Orks
7. Wanna krump dem 'umies more so then usual
8. We got lottza Dokz (not any good ones apparently looking at how many boyz I got left)
9. We stole anuvva warboss' Gargant and somehow made it Orkier then what it was before

So how Orky are these Orks?

Fairly Orky?

Mmmmm odd question, seems like the standard ork profile to me

Sounds almost more orkier than usual. Do approve.

I just found it funny that me and my boyz lost a chunk of our klan (the dokz not helping the survivors any) cause we grabbed our ally's gargant so that we could make it more Orky by throwing on some green paint on it.

pretty orky ^^
thanks for bringing that link to my attention i did it myself too

mine are a proppa klan
they like purple best cuz its sneakiest
our warboss was a grot or other non ork but was very fiesty
he krumped alot of umies
he klan favours mork
we dont have much boyz left
we prefer to ally with umies
ur main enemy more then anything else are spikey boyz an stuff loik that
we have loadz of doks(i suspect them from experimenting with boyz would explain our numbers)
we havent looted much but what we looted we stripped for parts and cannibalized it

Seems perfectly orky to me. Cool link though, i'm about to do it.

EDIT: added resutls

Propa' Klan
Black (ded killy)
Legendary Warboss/Kaptin
Krumped loads o' pointy 'eads (Dark Eldar)
Gork or Mork: We don' know so we just 'ave da boyz foight 'til one of 'em wins.
Size: We'z short a bunch o' gits, but we can round up more!
Allies: Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat
Enemy: Dem 'nid squigs
More then other klans: Dokz
Loot: Dunno, ain't looted much, boss
What happened: Some gits stole it, dem sneaky bastards!

Pretty entertaining and not bad as far as ideas for fluff goes.

They aren't a proper klan unless they wear white conical hats and have exchanged their 'fun' glands for 'hate' glands.

Orks have 'clans' for a very specific reason.

 Furyou Miko wrote:
They aren't a proper klan unless they wear white conical hats and have exchanged their 'fun' glands for 'hate' glands.

Orks have 'clans' for a very specific reason.

booooooooooooooo.

anyways.

my Propper klan is dressed in black from front to back
we have legendary slugga boys
we krumped lots of eldar pansies (the kind that dont get off to it)
we love gork and mork
We have a lot of boys left
We let the Nids have their way before we goez a krumpin'. tho there is a lot less loot afterwards.
fightin' humies is fun
We got'z lotsa wierdboyz
And my favorite, we somehow got a monilith and the war boss is using it like his personal ride.

Now I want to make that monolith war buggie.

atlervetok wrote:pretty orky ^^
thanks for bringing that link to my attention i did it myself too

mine are a proppa klan
they like purple best cuz its sneakiest
our warboss was a grot or other non ork but was very fiesty
he krumped alot of umies
he klan favours mork
we dont have much boyz left
we prefer to ally with umies
ur main enemy more then anything else are spikey boyz an stuff loik that
we have loadz of doks(i suspect them from experimenting with boyz would explain our numbers)
we havent looted much but what we looted we stripped for parts and cannibalized it

Lord Arturius wrote:Seems perfectly orky to me. Cool link though, i'm about to do it.

EDIT: added resutls

Propa' Klan
Black (ded killy)
Legendary Warboss/Kaptin
Krumped loads o' pointy 'eads (Dark Eldar)
Gork or Mork: We don' know so we just 'ave da boyz foight 'til one of 'em wins.
Size: We'z short a bunch o' gits, but we can round up more!
Allies: Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat
Enemy: Dem 'nid squigs
More then other klans: Dokz
Loot: Dunno, ain't looted much, boss
What happened: Some gits stole it, dem sneaky bastards!

Pretty entertaining and not bad as far as ideas for fluff goes.

Are we getting our Dokz from the same place? Are they the reason we don't have many Boyz in our Klanz?
And I'm finding it hilarious that you two have a connectable loot problem, Lord Arturius' little amount of loot is being stolen by atlervetok's boyz so that his Dokz can keep on experimenting on his boyz.

Tiger9gamer wrote:my Propper klan is dressed in black from front to back
we have legendary slugga boys
we krumped lots of eldar pansies (the kind that dont get off to it)
we love gork and mork
We have a lot of boys left
We let the Nids have their way before we goez a krumpin'. tho there is a lot less loot afterwards.
fightin' humies is fun
We got'z lotsa wierdboyz
And my favorite, we somehow got a monilith and the war boss is using it like his personal ride.

Now I want to make that monolith war buggie.

If I said I wasn't jealous, I would be lying.

I got this:

Freebooter
Yellow (Flashiest)
Legendary stormboy
Krumped lots of spikey humies
Gork AND mork
gots more boyz dan you can toss a herd o' Squigs at! An'trust me, I tried
Allies: Tyrinids
Enemys: don't know, they are different
Special boys: Dokz
Loot: Tyrinid 'big squig'
What happened to it: it blew up

Not really that specific...but very Orky.

 Greenwingf_ftw wrote:
Loot: Tyrinid 'big squig'
What happened to it: it blew up

How did you accomplish that?

So we iz a propa klan, We'z wear black on black (it'z brutal). We tell tales about Rnuk Foulfang, a roight feisty git of a grot, who krumped loads o' our enemies - dem pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz.. We only worship Mork, which might've pissed Gork off enuf to crush most o' da boyz (not much left). The only ally is anuder ded killy klan. We train our Grots right, we gotz loadsz o' them and they is sneakier than even Snikrot. Our best haul was anuvwa warboss' gargant, that we made orkier and da big boss rides to battle.

In other words
1. Propa Klan
2. Black
3. Grot or other non-Ork, Krumped loads o' Eldar
4. Mork
5. Not much
6. Ded Killy skullboyz
7. Eldar
8. Grots
9 Gargant, warboss rides in battle.


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 gnoise wrote:

 Greenwingf_ftw wrote:
Loot: Tyrinid 'big squig'
What happened to it: it blew up

How did you accomplish that?

It's been done before. Google "Looted Carnifex".

 Happyjew wrote:
It's been done before. Google "Looted Carnifex".

I find this moderately amusing.