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Starring Lorgar as Baptista Minola, Horus as Petruchio and Sanguinius as Kate, this is.. The Taming of the Shrew.
"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad.
Noise marines, definitely. Give them the opening THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH!
Orks. *cough* Goff rockers *cough*
The tech priests, doing some creepy mix of a latin chant/electronic music.
The eldar and dark eldar duet?
Ill add more if I think if any.
"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."
"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."
"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
Is this the realspace?
Is this just chaos tricks?
Caught in a warp storm
No escape from its tentacles
Open your eyes
Look up to the SPEHSS and see
I'm just a guardsman, I need no sympathy
Because I'm "easy come, easy die"
Xenos high, xenos low
Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me
to meeeee...
Commissar, just killed a sarge
Put a gun against his head
Pulled his trigger, now he's dead
But sir... war had just begun
But now I'll go and throw all hope away
Commissar, ooooo...
Didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not back again in the lines tomorrow
Fight on, fight on, as if nothing really matters...
Too late, my time has come
'Nids are eating my whole spine
Body's bleeding all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to die
Gotta leave you all behind and face the terror
Commissar, oooooo... (any way the wind blows)
I don't wanna die
I just wish I'll see His light when I die.
*guitar solo*
I see a little silhouette-o of a man,
Trenchcoat, trenchcoat, will you save us from xenos?
Orbital bombardment -- very, very frightening me!
Throne of Terra, (Throne of Terra)
Throne of Terra, (Throne of Terra)
Throne of Terra, Emperor -- magnificeee-eennt!
I'm just a guardsman, nobody knows me
He's just a guardsman from a huge hiveworld
Spare him his life from Exterminatus!
Easy come, easy die -- will you let me fly?
By Chaos, NO! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!
By Chaos, we will not let you go! -- Let him go!
By Chaos, we will not let you go! -- Let me go!
Will not let you go! -- Let me go!
Never let you go! -- Let me go!
Never let me go! -- ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh Throne of Terra, Throne of Terra!
Throne of Terra! Let me go!
The Chaos Gods has a daemon put aside for me!
for mee-ee!
FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Is this the realspace?
Is this just chaos tricks?
Caught in a warp storm
No escape from its tentacles
Open your eyes
Look up to the SPEHSS and see
I'm just a guardsman, I need no sympathy
Because I'm "easy come, easy die"
Xenos high, xenos low
Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me
to meeeee...
Commissar, just killed a sarge
Put a gun against his head
Pulled his trigger, now he's dead
But sir... war had just begun
But now I'll go and throw all hope away
Commissar, ooooo...
Didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not back again in the lines tomorrow
Fight on, fight on, as if nothing really matters...
Too late, my time has come
'Nids are eating my whole spine
Body's bleeding all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to die
Gotta leave you all behind and face the terror
Commissar, oooooo... (any way the wind blows)
I don't wanna die
I just wish I'll see His light when I die.
*guitar solo*
I see a little silhouette-o of a man,
Trenchcoat, trenchcoat, will you save us from xenos?
Orbital bombardment -- very, very frightening me!
Throne of Terra, (Throne of Terra)
Throne of Terra, (Throne of Terra)
Throne of Terra, Emperor -- magnificeee-eennt!
I'm just a guardsman, nobody knows me
He's just a guardsman from a huge hiveworld
Spare him his life from Exterminatus!
Easy come, easy die -- will you let me fly?
By Chaos, NO! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!
By Chaos, we will not let you go! -- Let him go!
By Chaos, we will not let you go! -- Let me go!
Will not let you go! -- Let me go!
Never let you go! -- Let me go!
Never let me go! -- ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh Throne of Terra, Throne of Terra!
Throne of Terra! Let me go!
The Chaos Gods has a daemon put aside for me!
for mee-ee!
FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Is this the realspace?
Is this just chaos tricks?
Caught in a warp storm
No escape from its tentacles
Open your eyes
Look up to the SPEHSS and see
I'm just a guardsman, I need no sympathy
Because I'm "easy come, easy die"
Xenos high, xenos low
Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me
to meeeee...
Commissar, just killed a sarge
Put a gun against his head
Pulled his trigger, now he's dead
But sir... war had just begun
But now I'll go and throw all hope away
Commissar, ooooo...
Didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not back again in the lines tomorrow
Fight on, fight on, as if nothing really matters...
Too late, my time has come
'Nids are eating my whole spine
Body's bleeding all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to die
Gotta leave you all behind and face the terror
Commissar, oooooo... (any way the wind blows)
I don't wanna die
I just wish I'll see His light when I die.
*guitar solo*
I see a little silhouette-o of a man,
Trenchcoat, trenchcoat, will you save us from xenos?
Orbital bombardment -- very, very frightening me!
Throne of Terra, (Throne of Terra)
Throne of Terra, (Throne of Terra)
Throne of Terra, Emperor -- magnificeee-eennt!
I'm just a guardsman, nobody knows me
He's just a guardsman from a huge hiveworld
Spare him his life from Exterminatus!
Easy come, easy die -- will you let me fly?
By Chaos, NO! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!
By Chaos, we will not let you go! -- Let him go!
By Chaos, we will not let you go! -- Let me go!
Will not let you go! -- Let me go!
Never let you go! -- Let me go!
Never let me go! -- ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh Throne of Terra, Throne of Terra!
Throne of Terra! Let me go!
The Chaos Gods has a daemon put aside for me!
for mee-ee!
FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
So you think you can stop me and- *BLAM*
"THIS IS THE FATE OF A TRAITOR!"
This is absolutely fantastic.
Same here! Have an exalt good sir!
Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD!
Let's see...Evil Dead the Musical. Starring Plague Zombies as well...Zombies...
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia
Is this the realspace?
Is this just chaos tricks?
Caught in a warp storm
No escape from its tentacles
Open your eyes
Look up to the SPEHSS and see
I'm just a guardsman, I need no sympathy
Because I'm "easy come, easy die"
Xenos high, xenos low
Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me
to meeeee...
Commissar, just killed a sarge
Put a gun against his head
Pulled his trigger, now he's dead
But sir... war had just begun
But now I'll go and throw all hope away
Commissar, ooooo...
Didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not back again in the lines tomorrow
Fight on, fight on, as if nothing really matters...
Too late, my time has come
'Nids are eating my whole spine
Body's bleeding all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to die
Gotta leave you all behind and face the terror
Commissar, oooooo... (any way the wind blows)
I don't wanna die
I just wish I'll see His light when I die.
*guitar solo*
I see a little silhouette-o of a man,
Trenchcoat, trenchcoat, will you save us from xenos?
Orbital bombardment -- very, very frightening me!
Throne of Terra, (Throne of Terra)
Throne of Terra, (Throne of Terra)
Throne of Terra, Emperor -- magnificeee-eennt!
I'm just a guardsman, nobody knows me
He's just a guardsman from a huge hiveworld
Spare him his life from Exterminatus!
Easy come, easy die -- will you let me fly?
By Chaos, NO! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!
By Chaos, we will not let you go! -- Let him go!
By Chaos, we will not let you go! -- Let me go!
Will not let you go! -- Let me go!
Never let you go! -- Let me go!
Never let me go! -- ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh Throne of Terra, Throne of Terra!
Throne of Terra! Let me go!
The Chaos Gods has a daemon put aside for me!
for mee-ee!
FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
So you think you can stop me and- *BLAM*
"THIS IS THE FATE OF A TRAITOR!"
This is absolutely fantastic.
Same here! Have an exalt good sir!
Same from me
A Shuggoth on the Roof is a very good Cthulhu themed Musical so it can be done
I particularly like:
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I AM A MARINE PLAYER
"Unimaginably ancient xenos artefact somewhere on the planet, hive fleet poised above our heads, hidden 'stealer broods making an early start....and now a bloody Chaos cult crawling out of the woodwork just in case we were bored. Welcome to my world, Ciaphas."
Inquisitor Amberley Vail, Ordo Xenos
"I will admit that some Primachs like Russ or Horus could have a chance against an unarmed 12 year old novice but, a full Battle Sister??!! One to one? In close combat? Perhaps three Primarchs fighting together... but just one Primarch?" da001
"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad.
Is this the realspace?
Is this just chaos tricks?
Caught in a warp storm
No escape from its tentacles
Open your eyes
Look up to the SPEHSS and see
I'm just a guardsman, I need no sympathy
Because I'm "easy come, easy die"
Xenos high, xenos low
Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me
to meeeee...
Commissar, just killed a sarge
Put a gun against his head
Pulled his trigger, now he's dead
But sir... war had just begun
But now I'll go and throw all hope away
Commissar, ooooo...
Didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not back again in the lines tomorrow
Fight on, fight on, as if nothing really matters...
Too late, my time has come
'Nids are eating my whole spine
Body's bleeding all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to die
Gotta leave you all behind and face the terror
Commissar, oooooo... (any way the wind blows)
I don't wanna die
I just wish I'll see His light when I die.
*guitar solo*
I see a little silhouette-o of a man,
Trenchcoat, trenchcoat, will you save us from xenos?
Orbital bombardment -- very, very frightening me!
Throne of Terra, (Throne of Terra)
Throne of Terra, (Throne of Terra)
Throne of Terra, Emperor -- magnificeee-eennt!
I'm just a guardsman, nobody knows me
He's just a guardsman from a huge hiveworld
Spare him his life from Exterminatus!
Easy come, easy die -- will you let me fly?
By Chaos, NO! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!
By Chaos, we will not let you go! -- Let him go!
By Chaos, we will not let you go! -- Let me go!
Will not let you go! -- Let me go!
Never let you go! -- Let me go!
Never let me go! -- ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh Throne of Terra, Throne of Terra!
Throne of Terra! Let me go!
The Chaos Gods has a daemon put aside for me!
for mee-ee!
FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ailaros wrote: You know what really bugs me? When my opponent, before they show up at the FLGS smears themselves in peanut butter and then makes blood sacrifices to Ashterai by slitting the throat of three male chickens and then smears the spatter pattern into the peanut butter to engrave sacred symbols into their chest and upper arms.
I have a peanut allergy. It's really inconsiderate.
"Long ago in a distant land, I, M'kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!"
Is this the realspace?
Is this just chaos tricks?
Caught in a warp storm
No escape from its tentacles
Open your eyes
Look up to the SPEHSS and see
I'm just a guardsman, I need no sympathy
Because I'm "easy come, easy die"
Xenos high, xenos low
Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me
to meeeee...
Commissar, just killed a sarge
Put a gun against his head
Pulled his trigger, now he's dead
But sir... war had just begun
But now I'll go and throw all hope away
Commissar, ooooo...
Didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not back again in the lines tomorrow
Fight on, fight on, as if nothing really matters...
Too late, my time has come
'Nids are eating my whole spine
Body's bleeding all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to die
Gotta leave you all behind and face the terror
Commissar, oooooo... (any way the wind blows)
I don't wanna die
I just wish I'll see His light when I die.
*guitar solo*
I see a little silhouette-o of a man,
Trenchcoat, trenchcoat, will you save us from xenos?
Orbital bombardment -- very, very frightening me!
Throne of Terra, (Throne of Terra)
Throne of Terra, (Throne of Terra)
Throne of Terra, Emperor -- magnificeee-eennt!
I'm just a guardsman, nobody knows me
He's just a guardsman from a huge hiveworld
Spare him his life from Exterminatus!
Easy come, easy die -- will you let me fly?
By Chaos, NO! We will not let you go! -- Let him go!
By Chaos, we will not let you go! -- Let him go!
By Chaos, we will not let you go! -- Let me go!
Will not let you go! -- Let me go!
Never let you go! -- Let me go!
Never let me go! -- ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh Throne of Terra, Throne of Terra!
Throne of Terra! Let me go!
The Chaos Gods has a daemon put aside for me!
for mee-ee!
FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
never in the field of human conflict, has so much been fired at so many, by so few.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Please leave your message after the tone...
Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! 
4,000 
Word Bearers 1,500 
Innocentia Nihil Probat. 
Son of Dorn 
