So my friend decided he wants an apocalypse game for his birthday on Monday. We all agree, especially me. I'm an Ork player and I rarely get to unleash the entirety of my army. The group then decides they want to field their individual titans. They realize that I lack one of my own, and insist I make a Stompa, stating that it is, "Easy as hell, just shove crap all over, make it Orky!"
While I can respect making things Orky, I'm pretty sure this is a task that's a bit beyond me. I have no idea how to make a stompa, and the only real custom Ork vehicle I made were several tonka trucks I beat the tar out of, painted red, and glued various things to. However, I still would like to try. I had hoped to come here for advice.
I figured I could use this crappy
Bumblebee transformer (that does not transform) toy that my wife got me as a gag as a base (it being about 12 inches tall and about five inches across, from the shoulders), and use a cut-up gatorade jug or two liter bottle for the large "skirt" that stompa's seem to have. I also have a large amount of cardstock available, as well as quite a few absurd looking G.I.Joe guns from my childhood lying around. Somehow I plan to make an acceptable Stompa with these parts. Or at least on that holds together long enough for the game, at which point I can make it look a lot better.
So, can anyone offer me some advice for this task?