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2008/11/02 15:55:16
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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your momma so ugly you have to take a terror check just to play her
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2008/11/04 12:12:39
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Yo mamma is so rank her fleas take dangerous terrain tests.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2008/11/04 12:23:02
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Yo Momma's so ugly, she can halt an Ork Waaagh by turning to face them.
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2008/11/04 12:23:27
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Yo Momma's so ugly, even Squiggoth's stampede from her.
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2008/11/04 12:24:17
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Yo Momma's so fat, if you cut her, nurglings fall out.
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2008/11/04 12:26:20
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Yo Momma's so grim, Jervis Johnson has rewritten the fluff to 'The Yo Momma Dark Future'.
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2008/11/04 12:27:02
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Yo Momma's so smelly, trolls offer her cleaning products.
(I'm enjoying this...can you tell?)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/11/04 12:30:30
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2008/11/07 12:19:29
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins
Belgium, political ass-end of the old continent
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Your momma's so fat, in the dark future of the 40th millenium, there is only your momma...
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I can bend minds with my spoon... 
KingCracker wrote:PanzerSmurf, you win the trophy for most accident posts ever. Dear lord man!
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2008/11/10 09:32:13
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Freaky Flayed One
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yo momma so fat, she is infested with ork pirates and the marines have to board her in order to cleanse the filth from the galaxy....spacehulk style
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Just a man, standing in front of a paint pot, trying to remeber if I rinsed boltgun metal in it. |
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2008/11/16 10:14:56
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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Yo mama so big she accidentaly stepped on a Titan
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I have at my command an entire battle group of the Imperial Guard. Fifty regiments, including specialised drop troops, stealthers, mechanised formations, armoured companies, combat engineers and mobile artillery. Over half a million fighting men and thirty thousand tanks and artillery pieces are mine to command. Emperor show mercy to the fool that stands against me, for I shall not.
- Warmaster Demetrius, at the outset of the Salonika Crusade, 733.M38
       
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2008/12/15 03:09:54
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Fleshound of Khorne
London, England
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Yo Mama so old, fat AND nasty, she's known as "Grandmama Nurgle"
Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a Genestealer moving slowly and said "There goes a Tywalkid!"
Yo Mama so heretical it took five exterminatus' to purify her
Yo Mama so fat the Dark Eldar caught her on a slave raid and had to go again to get the rest of her.
Yo Mama so fat she worships Corn!
Yo mama so stupid, when the rest of the sisters of battle went out in power armour, she took a powered armoire
...Yeah, I'm done.
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 There is but one path to victory, and it is pathed with Blood and Skulls. For the Glory of Khorne, By the Might of Khor'Ghurneth!! |
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2008/12/15 05:35:22
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Yo Mama so ugly, the old metal possessed models went "damn!"
Yo Mama so fat, when she wears a white shirt Deathwing try to get inside her.
Yo Mama so stupid, she wrote the Chaos codex.
Yo Mama so fat, Orks based their stompa on her.
(Including the "belly cannon.")
Yo Mama's like a Battlewagon; all da boys get a ride.
Yo Mama so fat the Hive Mind decided it wanted to cut back.
Yo Mama's such a failure, Abaddon said "Damn!"
Yo Mama's so fat she ate an agri-world.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2008/12/29 10:24:29
Subject: Re:40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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Hive Fleet Yo Mamma.
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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2008/12/29 10:29:30
Subject: Re:40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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Yo Mamma so fat, they wired a Dreadnought into HER.
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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2009/01/23 01:13:39
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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yo momma so smelly that nurglings call Her Momma nurgle
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2009/01/23 01:13:41
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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yo momma so smelly that nurglings call Her Momma nurgle
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2009/01/23 01:35:32
Subject: Re:40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Yo mamma so stupid, when cortex leeches that infest her they implode.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/02/17 21:10:05
Subject: Re:40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Guard Heavy Weapon Crewman
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Yo momma's so ugly a commissar had to execute himself cos he ran away.
Yo momma's so thick she signed up for schaeffer's last chancers.
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2009/02/23 02:07:35
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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yo mama is so fat that when tuska the demon killer shot the ground and blood came out, it wasn't a chaos planet, it was yo mama
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"See a sword is a key cause when you stick it in people it unlocks their death" - Caboose
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2009/02/23 19:49:50
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Yo mamma is so fat and ugly, when she was needed for a police lineup they used a gargant mob to stand in with her.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2009/02/23 20:02:26
Subject: Re:40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Yo momma so stupid, she thought a Missile Launcher was something you sit on in the garden
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/02/23 20:02:56
Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman
And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
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2009/03/04 21:32:40
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Yo mama so fat tyranids call her the great devourer.
yo mama so fat she really auto-breaks every unit on the table.
yo mama so stinky even the Tau say "what smells fishy?"
yo mama has more cheese than Nob bikers.
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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2009/03/08 12:45:33
Subject: 40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Man O' War
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Tu madre tan suerte que ella guided la farseer tuya...
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tu madre tan fea que los Elder Oscuros no la quieren.
Hmm don't think I did this right..........
my mother so ....... thats not right either
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2009/03/09 12:07:02
Subject: Re:40K / Fantasy Yo Mamma
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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Yo Mamma's so ugly, thinking about her and suffering a perils of the warp attack have exactly the same effect.
Yo Mamma's so nasty it's the only unit with -0 availibility.
Yo Mamma's so fat, Necron flayer guns get full.
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