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My friend back in Dubai would say "Your Mum" to just about anything.

EF: "Hey Omar! Did you do your homework?"
Omar: "Your mum did my homework."

EF: "Wanna go to tuckshop?"
Omar: "Your mum went to tuckshop."

And these are just the ones that kinda made sense.

"That's not what I asked."

I tend be very concise in the language I use, and my questions tend to be very explicit/precise.
People hear this (a lot) since their answers are usually not related to the question asked, just what they thought I "meant".

Cheers.