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2009/12/03 19:48:26
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
Indiana
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I wanna be a zombie.
edit: I wanna be a zombie that doesn't smell.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/03 19:50:32
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2009/12/03 19:51:09
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Zaphrod Beeblebrox?
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/12/03 20:05:28
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
Indiana
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Zaphod, but only if I can be the "semi-half-brother" of someone.
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2009/12/03 20:44:52
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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You could be the half brother of Marneus Calgar.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/12/03 20:57:31
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Or Michael Jackson.
Double zombie brothers, goooooooooo!
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2009/12/03 21:23:26
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Sweet. 
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2009/12/05 06:39:57
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Sacrifice to the Dark Gods
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I would be, a wild boar! A shneaky, shneaky one...
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2009/12/05 07:40:04
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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Jewish.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2009/12/05 08:10:39
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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dogma wrote:Jewish.
but would you study jew-jitsu???
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2009/12/05 08:18:16
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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I think its actually called Krav Maga...but, yes.
Also, I love that picture.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/12/05 08:18:58
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2009/12/05 10:55:07
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Executing Exarch
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dogma wrote:Jewish.
*Shudder* Dogma in his next life....
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DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+
How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
 Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
 WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
 Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
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2009/12/05 11:31:19
Subject: Re:Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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And such is the Anglican fate.
Edit: most likely inappropriate.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/05 11:32:23
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2009/12/05 11:42:48
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
About to eat your Avatar...
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I want to be empty space.... mmmm... ice cream...
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2009/12/05 17:48:26
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada
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Id be one of the queens corgys, they have best life, or a German shepperd
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DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!! Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
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2009/12/05 19:16:19
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Lethal Lhamean
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I wanna be an eagle in a national park.
Get to fly, don't get shot.
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2009/12/05 19:32:04
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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JEB_Stuart wrote:dogma wrote:Jewish.
*Shudder* Dogma in his next life....
Even worse...
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/12/05 21:48:33
Subject: Re:Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
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A shotgun.
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Alpharius wrote:I absolutely LOVE it when you guys get the Kilkrazy machine fired up! Those women... so darn cute!!!
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2009/12/05 21:49:31
Subject: Re:Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Executing Exarch
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dogma wrote:And such is the Anglican fate.
Edit: most likely inappropriate.
Tut Tut now Dogma. All in good fun!
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DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+
How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
-Illeix |
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2009/12/06 09:29:40
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Lord of battles wrote:Id be one of the queens corgys, they have best life, or a German shepperd
A man/space-puppeh after me own heart.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/12/06 15:33:20
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Charging Wild Rider
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FITZZ wrote: Sheri Moon Zombies thong.
I hope she's not 80ish when you pass on and get reincarnated! Automatically Appended Next Post: Empchild wrote:I know it's crass but I would like to be reincarted as one of Jenna Jamesons toys.
Why not just be a toothpick someone throws into a volcano?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/06 15:35:14
And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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2009/12/06 17:18:42
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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mattyboy22 wrote:FITZZ wrote: Sheri Moon Zombies thong.
I hope she's not 80ish when you pass on and get reincarnated!
Yes,I can see how that would be a flaw in my otherwise perfect plan. 
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2009/12/06 18:19:57
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Unless you can be a time machine/thong.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2009/12/06 22:14:49
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Munch Munch! wrote:Unless you can be a time machine/thong.
 Wait.would that make me a thong sent back in time via a time machine? or would I BE a thong that IS a time machine?
Hmmm,won't the Morlocks be supprised when Mrs.Zombies lovely hind qaurters appear.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2009/12/07 02:40:44
Subject: Re:Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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JEB_Stuart wrote:dogma wrote:And such is the Anglican fate.
Edit: most likely inappropriate.
Tut Tut now Dogma. All in good fun!
I know. My humor doesn't work well over the internet.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2009/12/07 02:55:32
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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[MOD]
Madrak Ironhide
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Is reincarnation linear in respect to time? If we reincarnate do we become some being
in a time after our current time, is it possible to jump the rails of time, or even is it expected
to bounce around time since every time and every being has already existed and we
only become self-aware the one or two times that we make it into a human body?
Dung beetle.
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2009/12/07 04:22:38
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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lol...wut?
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2009/12/07 05:22:07
Subject: Re:Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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Gwar!
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2009/12/07 05:29:11
Subject: Re:Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Executing Exarch
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dogma wrote:I know. My humor doesn't work well over the internet.
Highly likely. There is no doubt that I would probably find your picture very amusing...but I doubt the Modquisition would...
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DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+
How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
-Illeix |
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2009/12/07 07:22:41
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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A ORKSSSSSS!!!!!
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2009/12/07 10:17:45
Subject: Reincarnation: What would you be in the next life?
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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I would like to be reincarnated as a Cave troll. Massive strengt, pure awesomness in the form of a huge club and a loincloth. what more do I need to have a good life
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
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