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Decrepit Dakkanaut






SoCal, USA!

Not really - as I noted, I can make effectively-autonomous warbots.

Along with transports, local, and interstellar.

A true STC is a fearsome thing indeed.

As I understand it, the hard part is just getting the ball rolling. Once that happens, you can start churning out everything from silverware to hab blocks.

   
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Eeeveryvehr

Well, my 3 choices would be :

1. Tons of girls (3 gets boring after some time)
2. A reinforced steel bar cage
3. Wife that banished me

Then I'd put the wife in the cage and make her watch me have sex with all the women i've brought

Could you be there

'cause I'm the one who waits for you

Or are you unforgiven too?  
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

aka_tizz wrote:Well, my 3 choices would be :

1. Tons of girls (3 gets boring after some time)
2. A reinforced steel bar cage
3. Wife that banished me

Then I'd put the wife in the cage and make her watch me have sex with all the women i've brought


Man,if you can keep more than 3 women happy for a year on an island with nothing else to distract them,I'd personaly like to buy you a drink and shake your hand.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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Bla_Ze wrote:Three cute 15 year old girls.

God bless Sweden.


mattyrm wrote: I will bro fist a toilet cleaner.
I will chainfist a pretentious English literature student who wears a beret.
 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Tyyr wrote:
Bla_Ze wrote:Three cute 15 year old girls.

God bless Sweden.


Yea, becuase if that hypothetic Island is under U.S jurisdiction he would be put UNDER the jail.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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Manchester UK

tizz wrote:Then I'd put the wife in the cage and make her watch me have sex with all the women i've brought


Wow. You could charm the paint off walls.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






SoCal, USA!

Tyyr wrote:
Bla_Ze wrote:Three cute 15 year old girls.

God bless Sweden.

Indeed. Is their age of consent really 15?

Or is Blaze setting himself up for a life sentence as a pedo?

   
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Southampton

Depends on the island, but if it was say... The Falklands, I think one of the three items would have to be a very large British flag.

   
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Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

@JohnHwangDD - it's as low as 13 in some parts of europe IIRC. Weirdos.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Eeeveryvehr

Gee, i remember when i was 13 we still played football girls and boys alike...some of them swore even worse than any of us ever could...and now they're saying those girls can have sex at that age?

Damn, this world is going to crap like fast, really fast

FITZZ wrote:Man,if you can keep more than 3 women happy for a year on an island with nothing else to distract them,I'd personaly like to buy you a drink and shake your hand.


It's not about keeping the women happy, it's about keeping the wife mad

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Could you be there

'cause I'm the one who waits for you

Or are you unforgiven too?  
   
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SoCal, USA!

Albatross wrote:@JohnHwangDD - it's as low as 13 in some parts of europe IIRC. Weirdos.

13?!? Holy crap.

   
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aka_tizz wrote:Gee, i remember when i was 13 we still played football girls and boys alike...some of them swore even worse than any of us ever could...and now they're saying those girls can have sex at that age?

Damn, this world is going to crap like fast, really fast

Yeah, seriously. I mean, 18 or whatever has always been the age when girls started to think about getting married, right?


mattyrm wrote: I will bro fist a toilet cleaner.
I will chainfist a pretentious English literature student who wears a beret.
 
   
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Eeeveryvehr

Yeah, opposed to the boys' age of even considering marriage which is around 25

Now, on a more serious note, i'm really curious what a mom would say when her girl comes home from her "Super sweet 13" party saying "Hey Mum, guess wha'? I ain't no virgin anymore!!! YEEEY!"

Holy crap, i'd tie her leg to the bed

Conclusion is, porn is starting to take its toll on the younger generations

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Could you be there

'cause I'm the one who waits for you

Or are you unforgiven too?  
   
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That's a failure on the part of the parents to impart their moral values on the child.


mattyrm wrote: I will bro fist a toilet cleaner.
I will chainfist a pretentious English literature student who wears a beret.
 
   
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Eeeveryvehr

Tyyr wrote:That's a failure on the part of the parents to impart their moral values on the child.


And on the state for encouraging it

Could you be there

'cause I'm the one who waits for you

Or are you unforgiven too?  
   
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The state isn't encouraging or discouraging it. It's simply not throwing people in jail for it. It's up to the individuals involved to actually do it.

But hey, as we all know teenage kids are pure and virginal specifically because of those laws.


mattyrm wrote: I will bro fist a toilet cleaner.
I will chainfist a pretentious English literature student who wears a beret.
 
   
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Forever alone

1. Nicolas Cage
2. Crowbar
3. Giant Wicker Man

Might as well make the most of my time.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
 
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